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The Five Blandest Actors in Hollywood

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | December 20, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | December 20, 2010 |

Speaking to Moviefone the other day, Clash of the Titans actor, Sam Worthington (mushed kale?, tapioca? soy milk?) admitted what we already knew: That Clash of the Titans was a terrible movie. But, Worthington insists, the next one is going to be better.

I just think we can improve on it. I think the first one, we kind of let down some people. And yeah, I totally agree. The only point of doing a sequel is either the audience demands it or you believe you can better the first one. What we’re setting out to do with this one — the writers and the director and myself — is improve. I think I can act f*cking better, to be honest … Just take all the notes from people that I have been reading about on the ‘net and give them a movie they fucking want. This one I want to kind of try to satisfy a lot more people.

Oh Soy Milk, the only point of doing a sequel, as everyone knows, is to make more money. You can’t give us what we “fucking want,” dude, because what we fucking wanted was a good first Clash of the Titans movie. You can’t spend $100 million, treat your audience like shit on the bottom of your shoe, and then ask for a do over. It doesn’t work like that.

But hey! Thanks for inspiring this list of the 5 Blandest Actors in Hollywood, or, Graduates of the Chris O’Donnell School of Acting.

Sam Worthington


Paul Walker


Charming Potato


Hayden Christensen


Orlando Bloom


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