Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | June 19, 2011
Cute
Dance Break!
Encore!
Fabulous
Tasty
Fiery
No. No thank you. No. Get the f*ck outta here with this auschw*tz bullsh*tz.
A F*CKING YEAR LATER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
No, stop. Stop it. STOP.
Film School Rejects is reporting that Darren Aronofsky is courting Christian Bale to play 600 hundred year-old Noah. Yeah, that Noah. The one with the boat. Cole Abaius writes, “No doubt it would involve losing 40 pounds, growing a formidable white beard, and giving himself diabetes.” Stop, Bale, seriously, stop. My ventricles and valves can’t take it and neither, I suspect, can yours.
[via FSR]
Joanna Robinson had forgotten Christian Bale was in Shaft. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
