If you’ve ever read any of Charlaine Harris’ Southern Vampire series and watched HBO’s “True Blood,” you know that most of the time, the show isn’t nearly as cheesy as the novels. But Sunday night’s episode hit a new low, with Sookie, Eric and Bill featured in a ridiculously bad ménage à trois dream sequence. Not only was the sequence as dull and dim as Sookie herself, but it managed to completely desexify both Alexander Skarsgård and Eric Northman, the character he plays. If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I’d have thought it impossible. So, to wash away the excruciatingly awful, prudish nightmare that was “Let’s Get Out of Here,” let’s take a look at few trios who would actually set our panties/Speedos afire.

5. Sam, Jason and Tara:

4. Pam, Jessica and Jason:

3. Jessica, Jason and Sam:

2. Eric, Alcide and Pam:

1. Eric, Jason and Sam:

Cindy Davis is likely imagining herself in the middle of one of these trios at any given moment.

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