By Kayleigh Donaldson | Politics | September 20, 2019 |
By Kayleigh Donaldson | Politics | September 20, 2019 |
Have you ever seen something unfold before your very eyes that so perfectly encapsulates the duality of humanity? An event or events that exemplify everything it means to be alive in the 21st century, giving new meaning to our seemingly oppositional forces of agonizing earnestness and our nihilistic awareness of impending doom? My friends, look no further than this Friday, September 20th, 2019, for two displays of action that sum up why we are simultaneously wonderful and just awful.
Today, millions of people from around the world have risen up in unison to demand greater political action on our impending climate change crisis. Inspired by the work of activist Greta Thunberg, schoolkids from across the globe have gone on strike and led protests. Strikes are taking place in hundreds of locations, from America to Germany to Australia and beyond. It’s times like this you feel hope for our burning little rock in space, and, of course, the younger generation brought their A-game to their signs.
There it is, there’s the best sign. #ClimateStrike pic.twitter.com/7nbryg5IXP
— â„ð”¬ð”²ð”¯ð”±ð”«ð”¢ð”¶ (@courtwhip) September 20, 2019
Everybody London #ClimateStrike is massive. I think I’m gonna cry 😠pic.twitter.com/44OR451v6f
— Hannah Martin 🌠(@Hannah_RM) September 20, 2019
Like the sea we rise!
— Fridays for Future Freiburg (@F4F_Freiburg) September 20, 2019
Liebes Klimakabinett, ihr habt euch mit den falschen angelegt…#AlleFuersKlima #FridaysForFuture pic.twitter.com/RW5jn9RnWf
Strikes throughout the world have already been happening from early this morning.
— YouthStrike4Climate 🌠(@Strike4Youth) September 20, 2019
Here are some pictures from Australia, Solomon Islands and Tuvalu!#ClimateStrike pic.twitter.com/N7BwjXXqSk
School students in Delhi have taken to the streets today to demand government action on #climatechange.
— Youth Ki Awaaz 🌈 (@YouthKiAwaaz) September 20, 2019
Join the #climatestrike in your city and support their initiative. #GlobalClimateStrikes #FridaysForFuture #ActOnClimate #WhyOnEarth #Strike4Climate @WhyOnEarthYKA pic.twitter.com/bZYqmR8IUW
Growing crowd in Tokyo. #ClimateStrikeTokyo #ClimateStrike pic.twitter.com/DWAQrVLOQl
— Danielle Bochove (@daniellebochove) September 20, 2019
This comes after Thunberg, who sailed to America in part to give testimony before Congress, submitted the recent IPCC report on the impending catastrophe of global warming, as her testimony. She also totally destroyed this one Republican Congressman, and frankly, it’s always a delight to see how utterly terrified these grown men are of a teenage girl, who they know is right.
Thank you, @GretaThunberg! 🙠pic.twitter.com/WwYINZTXYI
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 20, 2019
And then there is the other protest happening today. Oh, bless.
Remember when that Facebook page sprung up asking people to join together to storm Area 51, just to see if there’s anything in there? Remember what a fun meme that was? Well, they’re actually f*cking doing it?!
Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us is probably going to end as disappointingly as you imagine it will, but if someone out there is planning to write their thesis on the ways meme culture has come to irrevocably dominate our discourse, then this is your number one case study right here.
wtf is happening #Area51storm #area51 pic.twitter.com/YUktCmIFD2
— ♡ (@kiIlthisIove) September 20, 2019
As you can see, it’s a decidedly less impressive turnout than the climate strikes — thank the powers that be for that — but still, they’re actually there?! Even the guy who created the Facebook page admitted it was intended to be a joke, but memes now rule us all and here we are as a species waiting for the Naruto runners to get out the hot alien babes.
DID THIS PERSON JUST NARUTO RUN IN AREA 51? SJDJDJDKK pic.twitter.com/o1wx1qNnFe
— jacqueline (@sailrsaturns) September 20, 2019
Only history can decide which folder I open. #area51 #area51raid #LiveFromTheArea51Raid pic.twitter.com/6LfASdA51E
— danny (@Dubfor15) September 20, 2019
Guards seeing people storm Area51, knowing all the alien shit is in Area 52#LiveFromTheArea51Raid#Area51storm pic.twitter.com/WF59XzAuBk
— Kevin Bushido (@bushido_kevin) September 20, 2019
#area51
— Ava (@avaaroc) September 20, 2019
Be safe kids pic.twitter.com/mV2ZOL6DDW
The sheer escalation from a bunch of shitlords making jokes & memes about a dead gorilla… to RAIDING AREA BLOODY 51?! #LiveFromTheArea51Raid pic.twitter.com/MDm7tUmGNX
— Sue DeNimm (@SecretOfNimm) September 20, 2019
So, either the planet is in safe hands for the next generation or we are f*cking doomed. Place your bets now.