Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Kristy Puchko | Politics | August 3, 2020
The picture isn’t new. We’ve made fun of it before. But in this darkest timeline, we’ll grab the laughs where we can. So here’s round 2 of making fun of the Trump klan’s inability to take a photo that doesn’t look creepy AF. Prompted by The Lincoln Project, what would a band made up of Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump Jr., and Eric Trump be called?
Name this band. pic.twitter.com/S7jiMSB1Kt
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 2, 2020
Twitter users rose to the occasion, offering a slew of shade and wordplay:
Collective Soulless https://t.co/KfatTORNTt
— Brian Tallerico (@Brian_Tallerico) August 3, 2020
The Crashing Trumpkins
— feminist next door (@emrazz) August 3, 2020
Garbage
— Jimmi Simpson (@jimmisimpson) August 2, 2020
Panic! At The White House
— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) August 3, 2020
Autobahn. pic.twitter.com/5kOlg89Qmz
— Dan Murphy (@bungdan) August 2, 2020
The No Gos. Their hit song is “We’ve Got Defeat”
— Jennifer Taub (@jentaub) August 2, 2020
The White Gripes https://t.co/bPyPSHg8o1
— Colin Wright (@cbw623) August 3, 2020
MAGAdeath https://t.co/89INPp07OU
— tim weiner (@Folly_and_Glory) August 3, 2020
Peter, Paul and Typhoid Mary. https://t.co/rnU3zYQd7i
— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) August 2, 2020
Breakfast Without Tiffany. 💔 https://t.co/cev2Mh0s9T
— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) August 2, 2020
A Tribe Called Incest https://t.co/h6pcx9wzcO
— machine gun Kele (@kelechnekoff) August 2, 2020
The Stooges https://t.co/fhADCrUsWL
— matthew lillard —Will block. 0-F’s-given (@MatthewLillard) August 3, 2020
Other options:
— Adam Church (@churcham32) August 3, 2020
Whitesnakes
The Grifters
Insane Clown Posse https://t.co/mLbuJdAC8p
White Zombie https://t.co/YlNcs3gpBK
— Andrew Sanford (@SanfordMinusSon) August 3, 2020
No Postal Service https://t.co/PYsXg4niJN
— mark normand (@marknorm) August 3, 2020
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead https://t.co/SyzOwePSLY
— Phonte (@phontigallo) August 3, 2020
