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Ted Cruz Plays the Pity Card, Elizabeth Warren Slices Open His Jugular With It

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | April 20, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | April 20, 2016 |

The New York primary took place last night, and while Hillary and Trump came out way ahead, things didn’t go so well for Ted Cruz, whose hopes of keeping Trump from the necessary number of delegates to secure the GOP nomination took a huge hit last night.

Poor Ted Cruz. He’s sacrificed so much! Just ask him! He’s always under attack. He has no time for his family. He has no personal time, and that poor guy never gets any sleep. Running for President is so hard, you guys!

You know who doesn’t give a shit about Ted Cruz’s problems? Elizabeth Warren, who crashed Ted Cruz’s pity party on Twitter.

Here comes a body blow.


Finish him, Warren!


Sorry Ted Cruz.


via UsUncut

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