Election Updates: The Problem with Black America is That They're Not Trying Hard Enough, Says Human Potsticker Skin

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | October 26, 2020 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | October 26, 2020 |

Have you seen this yet? HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? This human foreskin has the audacity to suggests that Black people are lazy and just don’t want it enough, while the goddamn President of the United States — who has never worked an honest day in his life — spends his entire day watching Fox News and Tweeting.

Of this I am certain: The average Black person in this country puts in more work by noon than Jared Kushner puts in the whole damn day. https://t.co/exYSJZ6pAp

— Hakeem Jefferson (@hakeemjefferson) October 26, 2020

It’s important to note below that pollsters weren’t that wrong in 2016 — the national polls were more or less accurate, and Hillary did, in fact, win by 3 million votes. On the state level, the polls did a poor job and missed by around 72,000 votes, which translated into an Electoral College victory. Since then, the polls have been modified and now include more folks without a college education in their samples to account for Trump voters.

"I do believe that polling with phones to people is an obsolete method, especially in the era of cancel culture. They were all completely wrong last time and they didn't make any modifications going forward." —@jaredkushner, de facto @realDonaldTrump campaign boss pic.twitter.com/ps7mkJVH4Z

— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) October 26, 2020

I’m not saying that they are 100 percent accurate or anything, but I have a hard time believing that a 10-point margin between Biden and Trump comes down to a polling error that is consistent across all polls. But then again, Mr. Embalmed Penis thinks he knows more about politics than everyone else, so …

In any other cycle we’d be calling Biden the front runner given all this. But the 2016 hangover is powerful. https://t.co/lF6lLy4Rnc

— Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) October 26, 2020

This is how the race is shaping up right now.

It’s a dance-off.

Trump supporters vs Biden supporters…pic.twitter.com/enxjp3hMGH

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 26, 2020

Meanwhile, let’s just check in on Trump this morning:

The Fake News Media is riding COVID, COVID, COVID, all the way to the Election. Losers!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2020

Cases up because we TEST, TEST, TEST. A Fake News Media Conspiracy. Many young people who heal very fast. 99.9%. Corrupt Media conspiracy at all time high. On November 4th., topic will totally change. VOTE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2020

Trump now believes that talking about a virus that has killed 230,000 people should be an election law violation.

We have made tremendous progress with the China Virus, but the Fake News refuses to talk about it this close to the Election. COVID, COVID, COVID is being used by them, in total coordination, in order to change our great early election numbers.Should be an election law violation!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2020

Maybe the problem is, the network where 35 percent of the country gets all of their news and information isn’t talking about it enough. If Fox News gave this virus the attention it warranted, maybe Trump isn’t losing in the polls so badly right now.

hospitals are full with coronavirus patients in Utah and Texas and this is what Fox News is covering pic.twitter.com/wRDbmEDSGn

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 26, 2020

Elsewhere, here’s an interesting way to win votes in Pennsylvania: “If I win, I will f**k your state over.” Is that an effective strategy with this base? “Oh sure, it’ll hurt us, but it’ll hurt them liberals, too!”

"I'll remember it, Tom… 'hello Mr President, this is Gov. Wolf, I need help'" — Trump suggests he won't provide help to PA if Gov. Tom Wolf calls & asks for it because he's mad that Wolf is taking basic public health precautions to slow the spread of coronavirus. #QuidProQuo pic.twitter.com/FVsqnIBuHx

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 26, 2020