GIF Responses to the Last 12 Hours of Donald Trump Tweets
Some days I wake up and read the news, and grow increasingly infuriated until I burst open with rage. Some days, I just want to marshal the facts and refute everything that Trump and the GOP say.
And then, there are days like today, where I wonder what’s the point? Provoking anger is their point, and it’s just so boring. Donald Trump is so boring. He’s tedious, and predictable, and exhausting, and his supporters are just as basic as he is. Bless their racist little hearts.
Anyway, as I was reading through his timeline this morning, I felt nothing. Just a kind of annoyed contempt. Can’t we just move on already? It’s so boring? It’s like watching the last 5 episodes of a show you stopped enjoying 3 seasons ago but you know it’s about to be canceled so you feel like you have to finish it because you stuck with it this long. Is there a way to fast-forward to the midterms and the impeachment, to the part where Trump wakes up as a lumberjack in Alaska?
So, here’s his blah-blah-blah-scandal-blah-spygate-blah and the only responses I could muster.
…Follow the money! The spy was there early in the campaign and yet never reported Collusion with Russia, because there was no Collusion. He was only there to spy for political reasons and to help Crooked Hillary win - just like they did to Bernie Sanders, who got duped!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2018
Look how things have turned around on the Criminal Deep State. They go after Phony Collusion with Russia, a made up Scam, and end up getting caught in a major SPY scandal the likes of which this country may never have seen before! What goes around, comes around!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2018
“It’s clear that they had eyes and ears all over the Trump Campaign” Judge Andrew Napolitano— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2018
SPYGATE could be one of the biggest political scandals in history!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2018
Everybody is with Tomi Lahren, a truly outstanding and respected young woman! @foxandfriends— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2018
“Trump should be happy that the FBI was SPYING on his campaign” No, James Clapper, I am not happy. Spying on a campaign would be illegal, and a scandal to boot!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2018
Our Trade Deal with China is moving along nicely, but in the end we will probably have to use a different structure in that this will be too hard to get done and to verify results after completion.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2018
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