Your Trump-Loving Aunt's Favorite Comedian Unloads on Donald Trump

Comedian Jim Gaffigan is not exactly known for his scorching hot political takes or his radical socialist beliefs. He’s from Indiana. He is a practicing Catholic. He has too many kids to count. He jokes about parenting, and being lazy, and hot pockets. He’s got a niche, and for the most part, that niche is to stay out of politics because he has a lot of fans who fall to the right of the center line.

All of which is to say: When Jim Gaffigan unloaded on Donald Trump and his supporters on Twitter last night, it was at the very least notable. It was also very satisfying.

Look Trumpers I get it. As a kid I was a cubs fan and I know you stick by your team no matter what but he's a traitor and a con man who doesn't care about you. Deep down you know it. I'm sure you enjoy pissing people off but you know Trump is a liar and a criminal.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

By the way you can't be against Cancel Culture and tell people to stay out of politics. You know that time you did a job and didn't get paid? That's trump and you know it.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

I know you hate snobs and elites I get it but look at Ivana and that douche bag Jerod. Think they are on your side? Do you think they've ever done a real days work in their lives. Wake up

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

to those of you who think Im destroying my career wake up. if trump gets elected, the economy will never come back.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Wake the fuck up! Trump is not pro-life and obviously not christian or a decent person. Everyone in the Republican Party is just frightened of him

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

You know he lies. Constantly. Yet you dont care? What because he insults people that make you and me feel dumb?

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

What bravery from the cowards who are against equal justice. Wake up. Don't you know history will make you the fool.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

can we stop with this HOLLYWOOD shit. I'm not from Hollywood and Hollywood is just a town. Please say coastal elites (which Trump, Jared and Ivana are) Maybe people on the east and west coasts have different values from yours but they dont like liars and con men like trump. https://t.co/F9A12uG2TI

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Please dont buy that socialist crap either. Obviously Obama wasn't a socialist. This is all lies to scare you and you know it. Biden is not radical. Are you serious?

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

You know Trump just creates enemies. You know you can't trust him. You know he been incompetent during this crisis. You know all those people didn't need to die. Trump talks about the Space Program and you can't safely go to a movie. Wake up

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Trump budding up with dictators is RADICAL. Trump having interfering with the justice department is RADICAL. Trump pandering to the police and army (I gave 3 raises) is RADICAL.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Trump derangement syndrome is part of the con. Wake up. you know Fox News is biased and full of loons. it's how they gaslight and silence criticism. Do you think any of those congressional republicans really believe in Trump or do they fear him dont want to end up like Flake.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Trump literally ran Paul Ryan out of politics. Why? Paul Ryan knew Trump was poison. So does Romney. Trump is not a conservative or even a Republican. You know that. You know Barr is dirty. You know if Trump gets re-elected it's over. How many books have to be written?

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Remember everything Trump accuses the Democrats of he's guilt of. Dont let the socialist name calling distract you from the fact he is a fascist who has no belief in law.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Fuck Lou Holtz. Biden is Catholic in name only? Compared to who? How many abortions did trump pay for? How many women has he raped? How many times did pull the shit he did in Ukraine. Wake up. He's a crook and a con man.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Heading to bed but remember
- If you want to sound crazy please tell me about THE DEEP STATE.
- To sound stupid please be against CANCEL CULTURE but then accuse anyone with an opinion of Virtue signaling.
- Trump Derangement Syndrome is meant to distract from the con of Don

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

I think Trump Twitter is characterizing Gaffigan’s tweets as “unhinged” and a “meltdown.” Sounds like someone is talking perfect sense to me. The night got even better when he started going in on the trolls:

Hey fuck you Chad. In case you didn't notice 180,000 people have died and the country is being run by a con man who's trying to convince half the country that the suburbs are about to be set on fire (a lie)

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Oh have you noticed there's a pandemic with no national plan? Or do you think it's made up? Obama did get us out of the worst economic crisis of my lifetime (at the time)

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Oh fuck you. That is moronic. but there you got me to respond idiot

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

hey fuck you karen

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

are you frightened of equality. You are so brave

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

hey fuck you!

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 28, 2020

Maybe the best part of all this? “Jim Gaffigan” wasn’t trending on Twitter. “Hot pockets” was.

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