The Internet Has Lost Its Damn Mind Over the Travis Kelce Dad Bod Discourse

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | March 30, 2024 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | March 30, 2024 |

Did Lizzo quit the music industry or the internet? - (EW)

Karlie Kloss is adding to her media empire and is relaunching the defunct LIFE Magazine. Hell, yeah! LIFE might get me to subscribe to actual real-life paper magazines again. - (Variety)

Billie Eilish called out Taylor Swift artists who produce and sell multiple versions of their albums as “wasteful.” - (Today)

The question has finally been put to rest; now we can all move on with our lives. Did Taylor Swift Do Background Vocals on Beyoncé’s ‘Bodyguard’ - (Elle)

The mere suggestion that Travis Kelce has a “dad bod” is so absurd that I seriously have to wonder if the people who think this have ever been to a mall/grocery store/Menards in any state outside of California. (Publisher’s Note: TIL what a Menards is.) - (Jezebel)

At least one bar in Milwaukee would rather close for a week than host MAGA chuds during the RNC. - (TMS)

My introduction to John Early was on At Home with Amy Sedaris and if you haven’t watched that wacky wonderful show, seek it out; it’s worth your time. If you like goofy and bizarre. And weird. And Amy Sedaris. - (Lainey Gossip)

The Fug Girls have been revisiting the fashion of the awards season for various nominees and winners. It’s Davine Joy Randolph’s turn and my, my, my… when you see them all together like this? It’s hard to pick a favorite look, they’re all so very good, but I think this one is mine. - (GFY)

One of my comfort shows, Cougar Town, gets a nice second look nine years after the cul-de-sac crew drank their final glass of Cabernet. - (Primetimer)

One of my comfort movies, 10 Things I Hate About You, turns 25 years old this year and that’s just rude. That said, it could be a good movie to watch with your Tween. - (SM)

What does it mean when you dream about your ex? - (PS)

From Dustin: This is finally what made me excited for Reitman’s SNL movie - (LateNighter)