By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 20, 2021 |
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 20, 2021 |
As we enter the next four years where the presidency is no longer ruled by a malignant mushroom-donged madman who was super content with letting us all drown in our lung fluids — the guy couldn’t give less of a f*ck — take comfort in knowing the internet is still a Wild West freak show where Netflix apparently has to sue porn sites for uploading Bridgerton scenes for monsters who aren’t content with actual porn. Did your parents not love you enough? (IndieWire)
To emphasize my point that the internet will kill us all, Chrissy Teigen got a world of annoying shit for attending the Inauguration where her husband was performing. If Biden nukes Twitter, I won’t be mad. (Dlisted)
For one last hit on this theme, if any perpetually cynical asshat comes for Amanda Gorman because she had a well-earned and wonderfully earnest moment with Lin-Manuel Miranda, please send me their home address so I can scream “Let people be happy!” into their ear canals like a Meghan McCain who wants you to know who her dad is. (Lainey Gossip)
From Dustin: The second best thing to happen, so far, in 2021:
Freaks And Geeks is coming to Hulu on January 25. That’s it, that’s the tweet pic.twitter.com/pkdndcRkEf
— Danette Chavez (@BonMotVivant) January 19, 2021
The Bidens already have their first political scandal as the First Couple and it’s… Joe’s Peloton? Are you kidding me with this? (Celebitchy)
Ta-Nehisi Coates’ five-year run on Black Panther ends in April. (The Root)
Seth MacFarlane is rebooting The Naked Gun? No. NO. Absolutely not. I will make January 6 look like Disney Land, you stack of overly-bleached teeth! (IGN)
It’s an infected urethra. It’s perfect. https://t.co/zMJeZjJjyO
— Jordan Klepper (@jordanklepper) January 20, 2021
Noah Berlatsky wrote an interesting piece on how “progressives” need to stop threatening to blow everything up over Medicare For All, and you can scope out his Twitter account if you want to see how well that went over. (Independent)
The always delightful Debra Jo Rupp talks about how she ended up in WandaVision even though she has no idea what any of it is about. (Collider)
Apparently you can easily replace an Armie Hammer with a Josh Duhamel. (Variety)
Despite inadvertently starting off 2020 with a book club selection about a pandemic, Cannonball Read persevered and raised $1,650 for the American Cancer Society last year. If you’ve always thought about signing up, this is the year to join this kick-ass community. You’ll be helping a good cause and getting some great book recommendations to boot. (Cannonball Read 13)
For gosh sake, come on inside and have some lemonade, kid. It’s over. pic.twitter.com/P6cayJCsAB
— Adrian Wenner (@Adrian_Wenner) January 20, 2021