Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 25, 2025
In a move that I could never pull off because I’ve been addicted to this fartbox of dumb since an AOL disc first fell into my soft nerdy hands, Liam Hemsworth revealed that he stayed off the internet for an entire year after it was announced that he’d be replacing Henry Cavill on The Witcher. He took one look at the reactions, and in a superhuman display of willpower, he noped out of social media. My hand starts to shake if I’m not scrolling Bluesky or Facebook in the checkout line, so how did you do it, Thor’s little brother? Teach me your ways. (EW)
Who is choosing Gwyneth Paltrow’s Gwyn over much better style options? (Lainey Gossip)
Meghan Markle just made a powerful enemy. (Celebitchy)
So, are words violence, or are words not violence? (Wonkette)
I enjoyed Alien: Earth, but I’m not opposed to some damn good criticism, which Roxana delivered here in spades. You want to talk at exquisite length about how Noah Hawley made a grievous error ignoring Prometheus and Covenant? You have my full attention. (Vulture)
You’ll be shocked to learn that Meghan McCain doubled down on her Violet Affleck remarks and wants everyone to know that she, as a nepo baby, always takes the heat. Which is an incredible thing to say after being caught deleting a tweet. That’s our Meghan, just pew pew pew right from the hip. (The Wrap)
Speaking of things that were relevant in the late aughts, holy sh*t, Kate Gosselin was banging the bodyguard the whole time?! (Page Six)
I’m once again asking Bill Maher to shut up. (Mediaite)
Does the new Wolverine game make Logan a short king? (Kotaku)
Alyssa Milano wants you to know she ditched her implants. (The Cut)
Great news! We’re gonna nuke our first asteroid. (Daily Beast)
After reading Janine Amesta’s Love at First Flight, faintingviolet dove into her advance reader copy of The Wedding Con (out 9/30), the next book in the Mexican American Moreno Sisters trilogy. “I felt for these characters because Amesta does an excellent job portraying the real ways fear impacts us.” Do you have a favorite family story you would recommend for National Hispanic Heritage Month? (Cannonball Read 17)
From Andrew:
the bat moved like a high school Peter Pan production's 1st rehearsal
— Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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