Jennifer Aniston Gets It

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 14, 2021 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 14, 2021 |

Jennifer Aniston is skipping the Emmys this weekend because, hi hello, there’s still a pandemic going on. P.S. The Morning Show is good, actually, and I will fight anyone who called it boring. The entire first season was literally a huge “f*ck you” to Matt Lauer, right down to the secret button. (Buzzfeed)

Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum posed separately at the 2021 Met Gala but left together and that’s what counts. (Lainey Gossip)

Chrissy Teigen has re-emerged to let everyone know she… had the fat sucked out of her cheeks. Well, OK! (Dlisted)

Prince Andrew’s new legal team, presumably paid for by the Queen, is trying to get Virginia Roberts’ lawsuit dismissed. (Celebitchy)

Police Officer’s Wife Still Dreads Getting Phone Call That Her Husband Has Been Vaccinated https://t.co/DJuuohG6f4 pic.twitter.com/2JBGucZjoU

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 14, 2021

After announcing her engagement, Britney Spears deleted her entire Instagram account, which I’m sure is nothing. Yup, everything’s fine. (Vulture)

The Amber Ruffin Show just scored a second season. (Deadline)

Mike Ryan spoke to Andrew Garfield about playing Jim Bakker, whom he won’t judge. And that’s admirable. But Mike tried to get him to judge. (Uproxx)

From Claude: With an opener this good, the thread has to be gold:

actual thing our electrician just said: you have a raccoon nested in your attic. did you guys eat king snow crabs, because he has a bunch of them up there.

(we did not have any snow crabs)

— drew olanoff (@yoda) September 14, 2021

Megyn Kelly accused Madonna of wearing a fake butt to the VMAs because our wold is a dumpster fire with crab-eating raccoons pissing on it. (Mediaite)

How the hell did Tom Welling get top billing in this headline when Brendan Fraser is right fricking there? (Variety)

Christopher Nolan chose a suitor and did not go running back to Warner Bros. (IndieWire)

AndtheIToldYouSos liked the depth of Farah Naz Rishi’s YA rom-com It All Comes Back to You, which is out today. "Most importantly, It All Comes Back to You steps beyond beloved tropes and hoped-for plot points to deliver a thoughtful, informative, and earnest depiction of life for young Muslim-American people." What, if anything, do you miss about being a teen? (Cannonball Read 13)

"My cousin's friend got the vaccine and his testicles got swollen and he couldn't make any babies and his fiance called the wedding off bc he couldn't make any babies and I saw the wedding in the closet and the wedding looked at me" pic.twitter.com/cvpdXnaQ1L

— America Is Musty (@DragonflyJonez) September 13, 2021