By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 5, 2025
Considering it took a mere matter of days for Sydney Sweeney’s jean commercial to become a political scandal that outed her as a recently registered Republican, it probably shouldn’t come as a surprise that she’s shutting down anyone who tries to ask about her jeans at TIFF. Why not ask her something else? Like whether she’s dating Taylor Swift’s archenemy no wait. (Variety)
Oscar Isaac and Jason Momoa look like they’re having fun. (Lainey Gossip)
Kate Middleton’s hair looks different. Everyone freak out! (Celebitchy)
RFK Jr. got mauled by senate Democrats. (Wonkette)
From Dustin: Well, that sucks. Heidi Gardner’s SNL exit wasn’t her decision. (LateNighter)
Tom Holland might on this very site trying to figure out what the hell we all want from a new Spider-Man movie. Allow me: Andrew Garfield. As much Andrew Garfield as the eye can see. (THR)
Warner Bros. will also be suing the crap out of Midjourney. (Kotaku)
Turns out Republicans do believe in gun control, but in the sh*ttiest, most bigoted way possible. Both parties are the same, huh? (Mediaite)
Looks like we’ve been saying Steve Buscemi’s name wrong, too. Our bad! (Page Six)
Is Yellowstone the new Marvel? Because it sure feels like it. (The Wrap)
The marketing for Alien: Earth just got very weird. (Independent)
Cannonballers have posted hundreds of negative reviews over the years, with titles like “Really Side-eyeing The New York Times Over Their Choices,” “I am Jack’s Waste of Paper,” and “From Tedious to Fine to Enraging.” Check out their one-star reviews, maybe you’ll find one that makes you feel less alone in hating that book. (Cannonball Read 17)