Sydney Sweeney Is Reportedly Dating Taylor Swift's Nemesis

Folks, I sift through one billion celebrity photos a day, so I love when an opportunity presents itself to dive deep into a pic that I’ve whizzed by several times without clocking the little soap opera contained therein. Right out of the gate, I completely missed that Sydney Sweeney is hanging out with Karlie Kloss at Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s wedding. For those of you who don’t remember, Kloss and Taylor Swift used to be the most BFFs of BFFs. They were permanently attached at the hip until they weren’t.

Except I didn’t seek out the photo for Kloss. I was looking for the dude on the far right with the man purse a.k.a. Scooter Braun. According to Star, Sweeney and the guy who infamously held the rights to Taylor Swift’s masters are secretly dating:

The actress, 27, and music manager, 44, were previously spotted together in June while enjoying a stroll in Venice, Italy, following Jeff Bezos’ wedding to Lauren Sánchez.

During the outing, which was captured and shared on TikTok, Sweeney wore a black floral dress, while Braun wore a neutral look with sunglasses.

According to a source, Braun is telling those closest to him that he’s dating Sweeney, but asking them to keep it hush-hush for now.

Is any of this true? I dunno. Star is more National Enquirer than PEOPLE if you know what I mean. But if it is legit, then Sweeney might actually be some sort of MAGA torpedo aimed at Taylor Swift. Not only did Sweeney sidle up to her former BFF, but she might be having crazy sex with the guy who held Taylor’s music hostage. At the rate this is going, we’re going to find out the mysterious woman in red ran over Taylor’s cat.

Actually, she’d be dead already if that happened. Let’s go with something less drastic: She’ll give Travis Kelce the clap at his bachelor party. There we go. The cat thing was over the top. I don’t know what I was thinking.