Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | News | August 20, 2026
If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are returning to the U.K. for what’s being described as an “extended stay” that reportedly involves enrolling their children at a British school. In fairness, it is a pretty big deal given their well-documented rift with the royal family that saw them decamp to California and read Harry’s kin for filth. The levels of palace intrigue are off the charts. Why the sudden rush? Is King Charles on death door? Will Harry and William reconcile? If you’re big on royal gossip, and no judgment if you are, there’s a freaking feast to be had here.
Naturally, this development opened the door for Meghan Markle haters to go to town, but when aren’t those weirdos operating in full force? This time around, there is blood in the water, though, as detractors accuse Harry and Meghan of going broke and being run out of Hollywood. Case in point, here’s America’s most useless nepo baby chastising the couple for being “entitled grifters” coasting off their family connections. Something the daughter of John McCain would never do or yell at decibels that violate the Geneva convention.
“One thing about Americans is we can see through bullsh*t and we don’t like entitled grifters,” Meghan McCain tweeted on Wednesday night. “They could never hack it here and truly no one gives a sh*t about d list royals. Good luck to our friends in the UK, they’re your problem now.”
My skull will probably explode from typing this, but Jello McShooty has a point. Americans can see through bullsh*t, which is why she’s a failed political pundit who only makes headlines the same way a Florida meth addict riding an alligator does. Meghan is probably the least relatable person on the planet, but boy, is she an Olympic-level talent at never once realizing that.
“I cannot stand her. I love people that I can relate to, like every other 40-year-old mom,” McCain said last year about Meghan Markle’s Netflix show. “I don’t want to eat her jam. I don’t know what she’s doing. This is like her ninth rebrand. I actually had to review her show and her podcast, and it was horrible. It was so boring.”
Yes, totally, who does a podcast to stay relevant? How boring. We hate people like that, right, Meg? — Meg? Meg, where’d you go?
