Meghan McCain Tried To Become a Wellness Grifter (It Didn't Go Well)

Like her “Maverick” father whose name escapes me at the moment — it’s been a while since she sonic boomed her lineage into Joy Behar’s skull — Meghan McCain has a long, documented history of portraying herself as one of the “sane” Republicans albeit with the thinnest of facades. She championed LGBTQ rights — until it wasn’t politically convenient, she railed against Donald Trump — until it wasn’t politically convenient, and she routinely blasted anti-vaxxers until, well, you read the headline.

I have to admit MY FATHER’s latest move really takes the Jell-O shot cake. I know she’s been firing her AK-47 into the waters of anti-COVID mitigation, but I never expected Meg to go full woo-woo granola. Yet, here we are.

In a now-deleted post on Twitter, Meghan launched a shockingly shameless grift for a nepo-baby loaded to the gills with beer heiress old money. She did not have to do this, but sometimes, freedom means stepping right on that rake. Sure, it hit other people in the face 100% of the time, every time, but Meghan is special, you see? An American.

Via Mediaite:

“Concerning data continues to emerge regarding mRNA vaccines and their unforeseen health impacts,” wrote McCain in a social media post. “They did not deliver what was promised by government + health officials. I have friends who suffered - heart and menstruation issues & more. It’s time to pull them off the market NOW.”

She continued, “Thrilled to partner with The Wellness Company! If you regret taking the shot, there’s hope. Dr. Peter McCullough’s all-natural Ultimate Spike Detox is helping people worldwide. Use code MCCAIN for 10% off + FREE shipping on all orders.”

You probably noticed that I said “now-deleted post” earlier. That’s because Meghan got absolutely roasted for selling out in spectacularly shameless fashion. Turns out people remember that Meghan used to be a voice of reason on vaccines. Now, here she is shilling Ultimate Spike Detox, a product that claims it can … reverse the COVID shot? In fairness, this one boasts “4x more nattokinase than original Spike Support,” and when you’re a doctor like Meghan, you don’t argue with those numbers. Plus, it has “ultimate” in the name. They can’t just put that on the bottle!

From the quack website I’m not linking to because I don’t want Google to flag us as a site that hocks boner pills and brain smoothies. Although, if we ever want to go that route, my résumé is 80% dick jokes. (Dustin, you know where to find me.)

This extra-strength formula is the only one designed and used by Dr. Peter McCullough, the world’s leading pandemic expert and developer of the McCullough Base Spike Detoxification Protocol.

Ultimate Spike Detox features Nattokinase, a key enzyme that may help break down spike protein and disrupt its function, along with Bromelain and Curcumin, providing your body with unparalleled support for cellular defense and detoxification.

If you’re ready to get serious about getting back to good health, you’re ready for Ultimate Spike Detox.

I know what you’re thinking: Mike, how much will it cost me for this incredible product that claims to reverse decades of scientific research with nothing but fermented soybeans? Well, you’re in luck. You can get a bottle of 120 pills for the low, low price of $80.99 after using code “MY FAMILY NAME MEANS PISS NOW” at checkout. You can practically taste the savings, and you will because I mentioned the fermented part, right? OK, good. Yum yum, kids!