Jordon Hudson Is Loving Everyone's Jealousy? That's Not Quite the Vibe

Ever since she torpedoed his CBS Sunday Morning interview, former New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and his 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson have become the trainwreck du jour. In fact, one of our commenters, El Kabong, absolutely nailed the dynamic here: “I can’t lie, I am absolutely enjoying Jordan Hudson rampaging around and causing white lady drama. It’s entertaining while not hurting anyone, and it’s still less trashy than whatever the hell Nancy Mace is doing to keep attention on herself.”

To be clear, the spectacle here is watching a 73-year-old man very clearly let his just-out-of-college girlfriend run his reputation into the ground while milking millions of dollars of real estate out of him. According to Jordon, the two are allegedly engaged, and to be honest, that tracks with everything we’ve seen so far. Bill is going to do whatever he can to get some until the people at the nursing home have to spray him with a hose.

If that sounds gross as hell, congratulations, you’ve landed on the correct and overwhelming reaction to this situation. However, if you ask a “source” close to the couple, Jordon thinks everyone is jealous. Yeah, that’s not it at all, lady. Via Daily Mail:

‘To many people’s shock or dismay, Jordan and Bill are in love and though they don’t want the constant pressure and eyeballs on their relationship every second, it also acts as a fuel for their relationship and makes them even more in love,’ the source exclusively told the Daily Mail.

‘They are thriving in people’s jealousy. They both have hit the lottery and are all about each other and they both feel that they make each other better,’ the source continued.

Wanna know how I know this source is Jordon? No publicist or PR expert in their right mind would use the term “hit the lottery” while trying to beat gold-digger allegations. They might as well have said, “Jordon is not trying to shove Bill into the grave by pumping him full of Old Bay seasoning. These two are very much in love, and she stopped trying to steal the key to his safe off his neck while he’s sleeping. That happened once.”