Bill Belichick's Alleged Fiancée Is Out Here Wilding

You’ve no doubt seen the headlines that Bill Belichick’s girlfriend Jordon Hudson is telling people that they’re engaged, so you probably won’t be surprised to learn that she’s also running around marking her territory. Hudson reportedly showed up at the same Nantucket Christmas party as Belichick’s ex Linda Holliday. It did not go well. Holliday and Elin Hilderbrand — yup, the author — tried to get Hudson kicked out, and it was a whole rich white lady brouhaha. (TMZ)

Jennifer Lawrence is winning in Cannes with her fashion choices. (Lainey Gossip)

Violet Affleck wrote a powerful essay about the Palisades Fire. (Celebitchy)

Trump says he only wants to help red states, but he’s not doing that either. (Wonkette)

From Roxana: Felt my brain melting reading this. (Vulture)

I know we’re not supposed to call people crazy, so I’m at a real loss for words here about Nancy Mace. Marjorie Taylor Greene looks reasonable by comparison. (Jezebel)

Milly Alcock had a rough start on House of the Dragon. (Variety)

Well well well, look whose restaurant got raided by ICE. The face-eating leopards are feasting these days. (Daily Beast)

See the tricks Agatha All Along used to walk to the witches’ road. (IndieWire)

Darren Aronofsky, what are you doing? (THR)

Oh goddammit, the Kardashians discovered unschooling. (Page Six)

If you are interested in Batman comic books but overwhelmed by the years of story, kittenkong42 recommends trying Scott Snyder & Nick Dragotta’s Absolute Batman run as an entry point. “And we see a Bruce struggling to survive and making some choices that are evident of his youth and hard life. He may prevail over Black Mask, but he’s put himself in a bad place at the end of it.” Have you read any of the Absolute Universe? (Cannonball Read 17)