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Yup, It's Happened. Here's the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Porn Parody, Complete With Penis-Shaped Groot

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | April 3, 2015 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | April 3, 2015 |


You’ve got to hand it to the people over at Wood Rocket. They’re constantly coming up with new ways to horrify/delight us. They’re the folks that gave us not one but TWO H. Jon Benjamin porn parodies in the last year, and now they have a Guardians of the Galaxy parody that’s sure to forever ruin (or heighten— I don’t know your life) your memories of the original. The title of the parody is Gnardians of the Galaxy, and comes with some of the best/worst character names ever put on screen. Here’s the official synopsis:

When Star Load, Gamwhora, Crax, Rocket Raccooch, and Groin find themselves in a tight spot, this horny group of rag-tag superheroes team up to protect the universe from evil-doer, Bonin, and her lust for the power of the Infinity Bone.

Yup, Groin. Groot’s name is Groin because… well, because he’s a giant penis.
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I made it 10 minutes in and the closest thing to sex was a terrifying miniature werewolf/raccoon hybrid looking creature humping people’s legs.
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Just in case you were wondering what it would look like if David Lynch directed porn parodies.

Via Uproxx.






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