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Here's the All-Female 'Archer' Porn Parody You Never Ever Wanted

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | September 16, 2016 | Comments ()


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Congratulations, John DiMaggio! You now have TWO porn parodies based on your voiceover roles. (At LEAST two. Is there Futurama-inspired porn out there? Of course there is, right?) First we got the absolutely amazing Bob's Burgers parody, Bob's Boners. That idea was 100% perfect, mostly because it was full of zombies and butts, just as Tina Belcher would want. But now we live in a world where all-female Archer porn is a thing, and I'm not sure I like that place.

To be fair, Archer Goes Sploosh (yes, that's the name) not porn porn, it's a series of the characters (as embodied by female models) in various states of undress. But I still don't like it. And not just because they apparently couldn't be bothered to find a black model for Lana. Mostly because you can never unsee that naked bearded lady Krieger. Here are some totally SFW images:
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If you're over 18 (and only if you're over 18-- and they'll know if you're lying and god will kill a puppy) you can see the very, very unseeable NSFW versions at Woodrocket.

Via Uproxx.



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