1) Parent has great pop cultural tastes; 2) Parent wants to pass interests along to child; 3) parent spends a great deal of time with child coloring and drawing; 4) parent captures photographic proof of parent’s awesomeness, and 5) parent posts to internet to ensure everlasting record of his or her parenting accomplishment.

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