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North Dakota Representatives Hilariously Forget Which Century They're In

By Dustin Rowles | Horror | February 8, 2017 |

By Dustin Rowles | Horror | February 8, 2017 |

You ever have one of those days where you wake up, take the the statehouse floor, and find yourself defending the blue laws in your state, which require that certain businesses open later and that others remain closed all day Sunday?

That’s what happened to these poor bastards in North Dakota, who found themselves on the wrong side of the argument — and history — when trying to defend the state’s blue laws.

From Huffpost:

According to Bernie Satrom, women should spend their Sunday mornings bringing their husbands breakfast in bed.

Satrom said that Sundays should be devoted to “spending time with your wife, your husband…Making him breakfast, bringing it to him in bed and then after that go take your kids for a walk.”

Oh, that’s embarrassing! Bernie Satrom — who may or may not be senile, who’s to say? — just plain forgot that he lived in 2017!

Apparently, Satrom’s fugue state is infectious, because a colleague of his, Vernon Laning, thought he was in the 1950s, too!

“I don’t know about you, but my wife has no problem spending everything I earn in 6 and a half days,” he said. “And I don’t think it hurts at all to have a half day off.”

Laning, of course, tried to chalk up his malfunctioning mind, suggesting that anyone who is upset by his remarks “lacks a sense of humor.”

That poor, confused doddering old man tried to blame the feebleness of his brain on the sense of humor of others. Poor fella. Someone get him a box of “Oooops, I crapped my pants” adult diapers for his head because he just crapped his brain!

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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