In today’s Yes, a 16-Year-Old Can Reduce Us to a Quivering Mass in a Single Tweet news, Game of Thrones’ adorable — and formerly presumed sweet — Kerry Ingram just broke me.
***Game of Thrones’ Spoilers through Season 5 ahead — read at your own risk!***
There are certain moments from the past five years of HBO’s take on GRRM’s Ice and Fire series that we’d rather forget, and believe it or not, they don’t all involve rape. There’s that thing with Melisandre and Gendry and the
lee… — NO, NEVER MIND THAT. Then there’s that episode when…um…Ramsay Bolton did that thing to Theon — WAIT, NO! FORGET THAT TOO! Oh, and then there’s last season when I thought I might have to stop watching because Stannis let Melisandre burn his own daughter alive —NO WE DON’T EVEN WANT TO ALLOW THAT THOUGHT BACK INTO OUR BROKEN BRAINS! STOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!
Why would anyone ever want to remind us of that moment? Why would anyone ever talk about it or flash a picture of it, or even tweet the silliest shoutout…
Oh ffs not again… pic.twitter.com/LSPr5BK3n4— Kerry Ingram (@Kerry_Ingram) July 25, 2015
Okay, okay; I guess it’s *kinda* funny, but a slight inner chuckle isn’t going to pay for all my Kleenex and therapy (nor, that fabulous hat).