Where Were You When You Learned About The Penguin's Dong?

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 21, 2024 |

According to Colin Farrell, the prosthetics designer for The Penguin was “kind enough to make Oz, shall we say, anatomically correct. I had a velcro piece to stick on.” Happy Saturday, everybody! (Variety)

A celebration of Emily Gilmore’s best Gilmore Girls episodes as Kelly Bishop releases her memoir. (Lainey Gossip)

Who should play Carolyn Bessette Kennedy in American Love Story? (Celebitchy)

Trump once again demands the Jews vote for him — OR ELSE. (Wonkette)

From Andrew: John Mulaney worked a “Future of AI” event and used it to rip into the losers trying to force AI on us. (SF Standard)

Apparently, you’re not allowed to criticize the dialog in James Cameron’s movies unless you’ve made a billion dollars at the box office. (Rolling Stone)

Donald Trump Jr.’s alleged side piece was sitting right behind him and Kimberly Guilfoyle at the RNC? Jesus. Between this and Laura Loomer, these people aren’t even trying to hide what they’re doing anymore. And, sadly, why would they? (Page Six)

From Genevieve: Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk for dumping a bunch of construction shit on a piece of land they bought seven years ago to keep a border wall off of it. Even they don’t think they’ll get much out of it, but I appreciate the sentiment. (ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com)

What really happened during Demi Lovato’s dark Disney days. (Daily Beast)

Alright, Jon Waters, time to take a nap. (IndieWire)

From Jen: Former MoviePass CEO admits the $9.95 “unlimited” ticket scheme was fraud. (The Verge)

Oprah really doesn’t want you to see her documentary. (The Cut)

Cheryl Hines’ friends warned her about marrying RFK Jr. I think this has been stated before, but maybe stop worrying about Cheryl Hines at this point. She made her bed despite very obvious signs that it was covered in whale juice and adultery. (Page Six)