By Tori Preston | Celebrity | February 19, 2018 |
By Tori Preston | Celebrity | February 19, 2018 |
Last week we discussed the joy that is Leslie Jones’s Twitter commentary on the Olympics. But the thing is, she wasn’t actually on the ground in PyeongChang, South Korea. She was bringing us that joy from her couch, while she hung around NYC waiting to attend the premiere of Black Panther.
Not gonna lie I looked good tonight!! Why I ain’t got no man? pic.twitter.com/oCi5NWyInU
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 14, 2018
Ok I have to talk about tonight the premiere was like really awesome y’all I met people who I really love on scene. Really fun everyone of these people was freaking so nice!! #BLACKPANTHERPREMIERE pic.twitter.com/ZOK6VxDHaF
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 14, 2018
But that’s all in the past! She’s at the Winter Olympics now, baby, and she’s bringing us the good stuff directly. So what’s she getting up to? Well, she’s enjoying the hell out of the local cuisine:
Ok I’m having ramen at an authentic restaurant it’s called Hutago!! Sooooooo good!! @NBCOlympics @olympics pic.twitter.com/DdkkneUtOW
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 17, 2018
This guy made me so full!!! It was the best ramen!! Hutago!!! So fucking good!! @NBCOlympics @olympics pic.twitter.com/4xll8AIioG
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 17, 2018
Korean BBQ!! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/wQxT5Nhbj8
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 18, 2018
I love it y’all!! Omg I’m having so much fun y’all!! Nanseolhun Maemilchon best dumplings ever!!! So good!! #livingmybestinkoreanlife @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/eTRQ20Zeim
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 19, 2018
She’s staying away from “booty water”:
Omg that’s dope!! @NBCOlympics @olympics pic.twitter.com/00M7aeRYN8
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 17, 2018
She’s distracted by Adam Rippon’s sparkly shirt:
Here we go!! @NBCOlympics pic.twitter.com/dD16gaxT2E
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 17, 2018
Good job!! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/KB40wQSpOj
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 17, 2018
In fact, she’s got a lot of sartorial opinions, not all of them positive:
Last group no improvements on outfits dammit!! @nbcolympics @olympics pic.twitter.com/2Xpu8Bg360
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 17, 2018
This mf…. @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/ilaMYMOhDp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 17, 2018
Y’all mad at me.. I’ve decided you hate me. These outfits are a sign of hate!! What is happening?! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/ZhOA2L79Wp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 19, 2018
Ok someone sent me this. I need to speak to them immediately!!!! Dammit this should never happen!! @NBCOlympics @olympics pic.twitter.com/HV5ggllS4o
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 19, 2018
She even shares helpful warnings about nature!
This is why white people get mauled by tigers. You not gone fool me Soohorang!!! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/IuvVyJcrsd
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 18, 2018
She’s breaking the world record for saying the word “thighs” the most times in 19 seconds:
Nice thighs!! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/DJwiILadx1
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 18, 2018
And she’s got a lot of feelings about the looks of Bobsled racers…
Um… nobody told me they was this fine!! Omg!! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/dx0CeUFOlX
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 18, 2018
I want to go to there!! Dam fine asses!! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/6grt8ZezcH
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 18, 2018
She’s supporting our Women’s Hockey Team (loudly):
HILARY!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!! YOU’S A BAD MUTHAFUCKA!!! BEASTMODE!!! @HilaryKnight @NBCOlympics @Olympics @usahockey pic.twitter.com/IwK2IjS6FY
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 19, 2018
So loudly, in fact, that player Hilary Knight called her presence a “game changer”:
Okay so @Lesdoggg aka Penalty Box Jones- We need you at our game Thursday. I got you tickets. 💪ðŸ¼ðŸ™ðŸ¼ðŸ’ðŸ˜. #Olympics #TeamUSA You went beast mode tonight and we heard you. Def a game changer. #iceNinja pic.twitter.com/9QW11VcxZM
— Hilary Knight (@HilaryKnight) February 19, 2018
And of course, she’s doing what any of us would do if left alone with Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski (and a cell phone camera) — perform an impromptu Beyoncé dance routine:
We are so “crazy in love” with the Olympics @taralipinski @JohnnyGWeir @Beyonce @nbcolympics @olympics pic.twitter.com/I2Cy73wfX3
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 18, 2018
You guys it was everything I thought it would be. @taralipinski is a freaking Queen!! And @JohnnyGWeir is literally the funniest person ever! Had me cracking up the whole time so fun today!! @NBCOlympics @Olympics pic.twitter.com/UVXayy5UVp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 18, 2018
If all that weren’t proof that Leslie Jones is the hero and Olympian we deserve, here’s one final piece of stone cold motherfuckin’ TRUTH: She injured herself to bring us her important commentary. What have YOU done for your fellow Americans?
Man I had to get a brace I’m posting so much!! #goldmedaljones @NBCOlympics @Olympics @usahockey pic.twitter.com/uMHEzBmrFr
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) February 19, 2018