Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | January 14, 2026
Remember that guy? The Law & Order and Sex and the City actor who was killed off in the first episode of the Sex and the City reboot, … And Just Like That, right before revelations of his many alleged misdeeds surfaced, costing him his job on The Equalizer (because Queen Latifah does not put up with that business)?
That was nearly four years ago, and Chris Noth did what men like Chris Noth should do: fade into obscurity. Or, at least, mostly. Thanks to our modern cultural ecosystem, he still appears to find work in VOD projects filmed in Croatia that no one will ever watch except the people who somehow keep the careers of actors in Croatian VOD movies alive. Who are these people?
Not that he’s gone completely away. Chris Noth still has social media, though the only way he seems able to generate attention these days is by … shading Sarah Jessica Parker, the woman who effectively gave him his career. Great move, Noth.
And so, yes, here he is: lifting weights, grumbling about the New Year, and inexplicably replying “Right” to an insult aimed at Sarah Jessica Parker. I guess “jenm99” is one of the people watching those Croatian VOD movies.
Based on a similar post from 11 weeks ago, neither weights nor gravity appear to be fans of Chris Noth, who lately seems determined to cast himself as the real victim here.
