First, JTT. Now, NSYNC is reuniting. On the Jason Mantzoukas scale of craziness, this just passed up Next-Level Bonkers and has risen to What Is Happening?! and I live.
So, after years of being all “NO! *stomps foot* I’M THE SPECIAL ONE!” and pouting in the corner, then jumping on Jessica Biel like a human trampoline, Justin Timberlake finally decided to
copy Beyonce at the Superbowl graciously reunite with his former group, the whole reason he’s famous (well, one of the whole reasons—TEAM BRIT) to the squealing delights of those of us who entered high school jamming to a little ditty titled “Digital Get Down” wherein NSYNC invented cybersex.
According to the New York Post (yeah, I know), justiN, chriS, joeY, lancetoN (this was always stupid) and jC will be performing together for the first time since 2004. JC will be crying because somehow he has the worst career despite being the most talented singer. Lance Bass will be doing all his happy dances because he went from On the Line to gay advocate. Chris will be feeding and watering his hair. Joey will be over there, doing whatever Joey does.
Needless to say, this is a great day for your inner 14-year-old. I mean, they’re no Backstreet Boys (COMMENT WAR!) but this is fun. See you on Sunday night, bitches.