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So Long, Suckers! I'm Off to Become a Pop Sensation, Guaranteed

By Vivian Kane | Videos | June 26, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Videos | June 26, 2014 |


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Brett Domino, a guy who’s YouTube-famous for his skills with the keytar and “stylophone,” has made a video laying out the headbashingly easy steps to creating a pop hit. These include tips like:

-Incorporate an instrument you don’t know how to play.

-Lyrics don’t matter. At all. Just Google phrases and use the top search result.

-Make it as generic as possible.

And then he uses the steps to create a catchy song that you would absolutely hear on the radio because the whole world is going to hell and kids need to get off my lawn.



Via HitFix.


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