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Baby Goose Sings "My Little Pony" Theme Song, Causes Worldwide Spontaneous Panty Combustion

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (35)

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First, Christian Bale shows his softer, gentler side by ripping all the melody out of “The Powerpuff Girls” theme song and leaving behind nothing but the anguish and heartbreak, and now comes Ryan Gosling. In a sit-down interview with the Rolling Stone’s hacktacular blurb whore, Peter Travers, Baby Goose serenades us with the “My Little Pony” theme song. It’s a bold, stripped down version, but there’s so much heart and exuberance in this rendition that I actually blacked out for a moment.

Or maybe it was just those eyes.

Oh, God, RyGo. Forty-seven infertile women just miraculously gave birth to litters of Bushwoolies. Just don’t give us a wry smirk. It’s too early to swoon.


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Comments

Apparently I have deep-seated cradle-snatcher fantasies because I just got butterflies like a teenage girl.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 10:25 AM

*sigh* Fine. I'll do it. I'll make the sacrifice.

I will have all his babies.

Don't tell me how brave I am, I already know.

Posted by: Kayanne at January 5, 2011 10:32 AM

Peter Travers may be a hack, but this show has now given us Andrew Garfield singing the bed intruder song, Christian Bale singing the Powder Puff Girls theme, and now this.

Posted by: Will at January 5, 2011 10:34 AM

No, Kayanne, I cannot let you bear that burden. I will save you from this suffering, and do it myself.

I insist.

I SAID I INSIST.

Posted by: sweetpea at January 5, 2011 10:40 AM

*swooooooooon*

I'm about to go all stalkery on RyGos, internet-style.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 5, 2011 10:41 AM

OH MY LORD.

Ryan Gosling + My childhood obsession!?

Excuse me....

Posted by: grace b at January 5, 2011 10:42 AM

p.s. That's not actually the theme song...it's just one of the ponies...

Posted by: grace b at January 5, 2011 10:44 AM

I swear, I've had dibs on him since he was just a wee Young Hercules. Nowadays, I've got all this competition...

Posted by: Gabs at January 5, 2011 10:48 AM

Too late, sweetpea and Kayanne, I'm pretty sure that song just impregnated me with all his babies.

It's no burden.

Posted by: captainfireypants at January 5, 2011 10:50 AM

Uh ... kay?

Wake me up when you've got RDJ singing the theme from She-Ra, Rainbow Brite, or Jem & the Holograms.

Posted by: Samantha at January 5, 2011 10:57 AM

A clip of Ryan Gosling singing? Yet another opportunity for me to present my favorite video of him breaking it down on the MMC. (This might be my favorite clip of anything ever)

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 5, 2011 10:59 AM

Oh my God, MelBivDevoe, you're right. That was ten kinds of awesome!

Posted by: ang at January 5, 2011 11:52 AM

MelBivDevoe! You made my day. That was amazing.

Posted by: Melissa at January 5, 2011 12:19 PM

It's the utter contempt with which he sings the song that makes it gold.

"There never was such a darling as our Rainbow Dash... YOU ASSHOLE."

Posted by: internet magpie at January 5, 2011 12:33 PM

I believe it's safe to say that Dustin filled the hole in his heart left by Mr Reynolds...

Posted by: Lennon at January 5, 2011 12:39 PM

Samantha, you just made my brain explode with ossomness just by describing that.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 5, 2011 12:47 PM

I believe it's safe to say that Dustin filled the hole in his heart left by Mr Reynolds...

Now I have the image of Ryan Gosseling and Ryan Reynolds holding hands and singing the theme to "Golden Girls" while wearing ladies sweaters.

I need more sleep.

Posted by: superasente at January 5, 2011 12:52 PM

MelBivDevoe, that was incredible. The baggy pants, the awkward teenage solo-grinding - it's all too beautiful for words.

Posted by: nosio at January 5, 2011 1:01 PM

Oh my god, rereading that I realized how much I sound like a pedophile. I just meant that the level of cheese to which the Mickey Mouse Club took that song to was pretty amazing.

Posted by: nosio at January 5, 2011 1:04 PM

Here's the Andrew Garfield video you seek.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuY92Jwrppg

I really enjoy the hand gestures.

Posted by: kilmo at January 5, 2011 1:23 PM

MelBivDevoe, I can't decide which was the best part of that video - the sweet dance moves, the three-sizes-too-big clothing or the fan blowing said clothing oh so gently. That seriously made my day.

Posted by: Even Stevens at January 5, 2011 1:25 PM

Note to self: Keep children away from nosio.

Posted by: superasente at January 5, 2011 1:43 PM

Holy. Shit. That MMC video!!! The "music" is horrific. They're wearing creepy Dachau-chic clothing and there's all this teenage screaming coming from somewhere despite the fact that every time the camera pans on the crowd, they're sitting politely in their seats looking slightly bemused. It's the scariest thing I've seen in years.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 5, 2011 1:45 PM

the mmc video didn't seem very disney. very creepy. and sad

Posted by: idleprimate at January 5, 2011 1:54 PM

There's another Pajiba tagline for ya: Inadvertently creating pedophiles since 2005.

You're all welcome. :)

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 5, 2011 2:15 PM

Hey Girl. I know you always wanted a My Little Pony when you were younger, so I'm giving you the next best thing: me.

Posted by: Ruthie at January 5, 2011 2:18 PM

"Bushwoolies?"

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 5, 2011 3:26 PM

I just love that you call him Baby Goose.

Posted by: Pony at January 5, 2011 4:25 PM

Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling! You got me giggling like a teenage girl that I am.

Posted by: Maggi at January 5, 2011 4:36 PM

I want to cuddle him. With my vagina.

Posted by: Dingles at January 5, 2011 5:13 PM

Still ours, Rowles. We're going have to charge you duty if you want to love Ryan over the boarder.

Posted by: Canada at January 5, 2011 6:21 PM

Still ours, Rowles. We're going have to charge you duty if you want to love Ryan over the boarder.

Posted by: Canada at January 5, 2011 6:21 PM

Please note that Canada was flushed with excitement when she wrote this and does not usually make any kind of silly spelling mistake.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 5, 2011 11:43 PM

Right, Jelinas? RDJ busting into a different character to sing "We are The Misfits/our songs are better ..." would pretty much end world hunger.

Posted by: Samantha at January 6, 2011 12:03 PM

Oh, Baby Goose! He really is too adorable for his own good.

Posted by: Caspar at January 7, 2011 10:58 AM

Awww, sounded like he had a bit of a cold! I bet none of the ladies here (and some of the gents) would mind making him some chicken soup for the soul :P

Posted by: Kateshi Rinkichiku at January 7, 2011 11:34 AM