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I never liked Mario Lopez in "Saved By The Bell", (Jessie all the way!) but as an adult that man is smoking hot.

He's the guy you know is a player but he is somehow your kryptonite anyway and even though you know you should, you still don't regret it in the morning and as you age into "On Golden Pond" years, you remember fondly the interlude you once had with him even as Alzheimer's wipes out all of your current memories but it's ok because you still have that beautiful evening/morning/afternoon/instance-behind-the-gas-station with Mario Lopez.

GAH TO THE MACHINIST PHOTO! RIB ROLL'D!!!!

Spambot gets first? Completely insulting and yet somehow very apropos.

Mario Lopez does nothing for me and I say this as a full-blooded Hispanic woman who should probably be falling over herself and/or have her panties explode any time he comes on-screen.

Meh.

I'll take Bale with a side of Marky Mark any day (especially Marky Mark's shirtless self in "Date Night").

Also, Mario Lopez's body is undeniably hot, but I've always been a Zack Morris girl. Plus, Mark-Paul Gosselar's guest stint on Weeds > Mario's movie of the week on ABC Family.

They basically took the plot of Buffalo 66 and made into a family Christmas movie. Bizarre.

Oh, but NO NO. Do not ignore the Walhberg there. Dirk Diggler doing
"You Got the Touch" is mudder-freakin *gold*.

clarkzhang, we're fucking done professionally!

I would totally tap Christine before Sabrina.

I'm probably going to look really stupid for this but...I had no idea that Christian Bale had a British accent. I've never seen a movie with him that I can remember where he didn't have an American one.

OK, that holiday movie just pisses me off more than is reasonable. SHE KIDNAPS HIM AT GUNPOINT. This does not lead to merriment and a lasting, loving relationship. At best you've got a psycho bitch and a dude with severe Stockholm syndrome. There is so much to be offended with here; the tired old concept that no woman is complete without a man and should go to drastic lengths to hook one; that someone's "perfection" can be based solely on their looks; shit, have the man do the kidnapping and this would be a flat-out horror movie. SHAME ON YOU, ABC.

Christian Bale never struck me as a tempermental asshole, just someone who takes his craft very, very seriously. I hope that hair is for a role, though. And though I love the British accent, on Bale I prefer his fake American one.

But you know how the Fillion butt-and-glorious-man-thighs picture is obligatory when you mention him? That Machinest picture is the opposite of that--never, ever show it again.

And at least Fox is acknowledging the Friday night death slot for Fringe--I was afraid they had no clue at all.

In defense of Mr Bale...

We've all had moments where we've blown up unnecessarily. Most of us, if not all of us, are lucky enough not to spend our entire careers in front of a camera that is all too eager to record those moments.

Cut the man some slack. He seems like a genuinely normal guy. Sure, he's no Harrison Ford but then we cant all be helicopter flying, life saving badasses.

Bale Rules.
Suck it if ya can't accept it.

stardust, I had the EXACT OPPOSITE reaction to that hair.

HOOOOOTTTTTTTTT. It actually GAVE me a clit-boner. At work, no less.

"Handcuffed for the Holidays" is SCREAMING for a Real Time Review by TK.

"Handcuffed for the Holidays" is SCREAMING for a Real Time Review by TK.

That shit ain't funny, man.

I kinda laughed.

I have loved Christian Bale since Little Women and while I don't watch a lot of his movies of late I still adore him. And his real accent. Damn.

I want Christian Bale to handcuff me for the holidays. He's far enough on his quest to become the World's most Powerful Welshman, so a little teasing on the side couldn't hurt, right?