First, Christian Bale shows his softer, gentler side by ripping all the melody out of “The Powerpuff Girls” theme song and leaving behind nothing but the anguish and heartbreak, and now comes Ryan Gosling. In a sit-down interview with the Rolling Stone’s hacktacular blurb whore, Peter Travers, Baby Goose serenades us with the “My Little Pony” theme song. It’s a bold, stripped down version, but there’s so much heart and exuberance in this rendition that I actually blacked out for a moment.
Or maybe it was just those eyes.
Oh, God, RyGo. Forty-seven infertile women just miraculously gave birth to litters of Bushwoolies. Just don’t give us a wry smirk. It’s too early to swoon.