The Cannes 2012 Fashion From "Best" To "AGGHHH MY EYES"

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | May 17, 2012 | Comments ()


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Majestic SWINTON
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Executive SWINTON
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Majestic, Billowy Kruger
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Best Redemption From Oscar Fashion Faux Pas: Berenice Bejo
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Best Sideboob (Female Division): Jessica Chastain
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Best Sideboob (Male Division): Daniel Craig circa 1997
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Best Face (Worst Hulk): Edward Norton
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Worst Hair: Schwartzman And His Finger Guns
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Best Hair: Ewan McGregor
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The Rest Ain't Bad Either: Ewan McGregor
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Least Afraid To Make An Ass Of Himself: Roberto Benigni
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Best Use Of Bum (Publicity Division): The Alfie Team circa 1966
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Best Use Of Bum (Fashion Division): Eva Longoria
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Worst Use Of Front Bum (Frumpifying Division): Freida Pinto
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Best "Better Hit The Gym Now If You Want To Look Like This Later" Dress: Jane Fonda
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Best Pair (Hetero Division): Jane Fonda and Alec Baldwin
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Open To A Vote...Best Pair (Bromo Division): Wes Anderson and Bill Murray Or Bruce Willis and Bill Murray
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(This Pair Gets My Vote)
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The Most Confusing Combination Of Cheerleader, Bondage And Trampoline: Diane Kruger
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Best Use Of Plaid (This One's For Dustin): Alyssa Milano Circa 19*coughhemcough*
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Most "I Couldn't Possibly Give A F*ck About Fashion" Use Of Plaid: Bill F*cking Murray
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Bonus: The Hands Down, Bar-None Best Cannes Moment Of All Time
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Joanna Robinson couldn't resist including a few non-2012 photos. Have you seen that Bond boob? Twitter! Email!



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