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Executive SWINTON

Majestic, Billowy Kruger

Best Redemption From Oscar Fashion Faux Pas: Berenice Bejo

Best Sideboob (Female Division): Jessica Chastain

Best Sideboob (Male Division): Daniel Craig circa 1997

Best Face (Worst Hulk): Edward Norton

Worst Hair: Schwartzman And His Finger Guns

Best Hair: Ewan McGregor

The Rest Ain’t Bad Either: Ewan McGregor

Least Afraid To Make An Ass Of Himself: Roberto Benigni

Best Use Of Bum (Publicity Division): The Alfie Team circa 1966

Best Use Of Bum (Fashion Division): Eva Longoria

Worst Use Of Front Bum (Frumpifying Division): Freida Pinto

Best “Better Hit The Gym Now If You Want To Look Like This Later” Dress: Jane Fonda

Best Pair (Hetero Division): Jane Fonda and Alec Baldwin

Open To A Vote…Best Pair (Bromo Division): Wes Anderson and Bill Murray Or Bruce Willis and Bill Murray

(This Pair Gets My Vote)

The Most Confusing Combination Of Cheerleader, Bondage And Trampoline: Diane Kruger

Best Use Of Plaid (This One’s For Dustin): Alyssa Milano Circa 19*coughhemcough*

Most “I Couldn’t Possibly Give A F*ck About Fashion” Use Of Plaid: Bill F*cking Murray

Bonus: The Hands Down, Bar-None Best Cannes Moment Of All Time

Joanna Robinson couldn’t resist including a few non-2012 photos. Have you seen that Bond boob? Twitter! Email!

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