The Cannes 2012 Fashion From "Best" To "AGGHHH MY EYES"
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | May 17, 2012 |
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | May 17, 2012 |
Majestic SWINTON
Executive SWINTON
Majestic, Billowy Kruger
Best Redemption From Oscar Fashion Faux Pas: Berenice Bejo
Best Sideboob (Female Division): Jessica Chastain
Best Sideboob (Male Division): Daniel Craig circa 1997
Best Face (Worst Hulk): Edward Norton
Worst Hair: Schwartzman And His Finger Guns
Best Hair: Ewan McGregor
The Rest Ain’t Bad Either: Ewan McGregor
Least Afraid To Make An Ass Of Himself: Roberto Benigni
Best Use Of Bum (Publicity Division): The Alfie Team circa 1966
Best Use Of Bum (Fashion Division): Eva Longoria
Worst Use Of Front Bum (Frumpifying Division): Freida Pinto
Best “Better Hit The Gym Now If You Want To Look Like This Later” Dress: Jane Fonda
Best Pair (Hetero Division): Jane Fonda and Alec Baldwin
Open To A Vote…Best Pair (Bromo Division): Wes Anderson and Bill Murray Or Bruce Willis and Bill Murray
(This Pair Gets My Vote)
The Most Confusing Combination Of Cheerleader, Bondage And Trampoline: Diane Kruger
Best Use Of Plaid (This One’s For Dustin): Alyssa Milano Circa 19*coughhemcough*
Most “I Couldn’t Possibly Give A F*ck About Fashion” Use Of Plaid: Bill F*cking Murray
Bonus: The Hands Down, Bar-None Best Cannes Moment Of All Time
Joanna Robinson couldn’t resist including a few non-2012 photos. Have you seen that Bond boob? Twitter! Email!
