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By Daniel Carlson | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (40)



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The pressure on Walt Disney Animation Studios has to be enormous. After enjoying decades of dominance in the animated feature field, despite inevitable peaks and valleys in the quality of their output, they’ve been challenged in recent years by Pixar and DreamWorks Animation. Despite first partnering in a distribution deal with Pixar before merging outright, Disney’s name is not the one that springs to mind when people think of Woody, Nemo, or Mr. Incredible, and though DreamWorks’ films have mostly been several levels below Pixar’s in terms of quality, there’s no denying the cultural impact of Shrek or the Kung-Fu Panda. The point is that Disney must feel besieged, set upon by newcomers that win audiences without thinking and wow critics every time out of the gate. There must be not merely pressure to produce a good film but an innate desire to conjure up the old magics from the studio’s last modern renaissance, the 1989-1994 run that saw The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King. I’m only speculating about that desire, but it’s the only thing I can think of to explain Tangled, a well-intentioned but ultimately cold film that messily attempts to mash up moments from those earlier films while also mimicking the output from other studios that have had financial and artistic success in CG animation. The mostly forgettable songs are composed by Alan Menken, who also did Mermaid, Beast, and Aladdin, but here they feel like reheated copies of better songs he’s already done. Similarly, not even the presence of animator Glen Keane can give the story a boost, and his once impressive character work comes across as half-hearted, drowning the soft beauty he brought to Ariel and the Beast in choppy, birdlike movements that feel cribbed from the scatter-brained output of DreamWorks. But worst of all, the story, songs, and characters feel ported over from Disney’s modern golden age and assembled haphazardly in the hopes that something will feel familiar enough into tricking people into thinking they’re seeing something good. Yet adults are bound to scoff at such shameless begging, and their children will eventually find out that the studio already plowed this ground 20 years ago. Tangled is a lame attempt to revive the past, when the only way to survive is to look to the future.

That’s not to say that Disney’s earlier films were narratively groundbreaking: they were based on fairy tales, after all, and even the loose reworkings hewed to a recognizable template. Yet Tangled never feels like its own film, merely a cut-and-paste job from earlier ones. Rapunzel (Mandy Moore), who looks vaguely like a Bratz doll, lives alone in a tower where she’s kept by Mother Gothel (Donna Murphy), who stole the girl away from her royal parents when Rapunzel was only an infant. Gothel wants Rapunzel all to herself, since the girl has been blessed with the power of the sun and her hair, so long as it remains uncut, has the power to heal people. Rapunzel is understandably less than pleased with this arrangement, and manages to secure a brief prison break when Flynn Rider (Zachary Levi), a local thief, happens upon her tower after stealing the crown that’s rightfully Rapunzel’s and fleeing from royal guards. (If this all sounds a bit chunky, just imagine the ups and downs of seeing it played out on screen in all its flat expositional glory.) She hides his loot and promises to return it if he takes her on a three-day round trip to the kingdom to see the celebration of lanterns released into the air every year on Rapunzel’s birthday, lanterns that she thinks are just a pleasing coincidence but that are actually symbolic lights ignited by the king and queen to show they’re still looking for their daughter.

What has the potential to be a sweet and engaging road movie turns into a bland adventure that apes earlier Disney work at every turn, and shamelessly so. Flynn and Rapunzel share a love song in a canoe surrounded by floating lights as the camera tracks a lazy circle around them, recalling the “Kiss the Girl” sequence from Mermaid. At one point the duo come across a pub full of brawny warriors who sing of their own manly ways, a cute enough number that feels far too close to Beast’s “Gaston.” Flynn himself even skates sideways down a watery track with moves lifted from Aladdin and Tarzan. Mother Gothel’s “Mother Knows Best” is the best number, a tightly written song that lets the older woman put her adopted daughter in her place, yet it bears an uncomfortable auditory resemblance to Mermaid’s “Poor Unfortunate Souls.” It’s flat wrong to say that the presence of creators from those earlier films excuses such copying; if anything, big guns like these should be expected to come up with something bracing and new. Yet the major beats of the film do nothing but stir in the viewer a desire to see the movies that inspired them instead of sitting through this slippery retread. The only song that doesn’t feel lifted is Rapunzel’s “When Will My Life Begin?”, and that’s because the guitar and rhythm instantly date it as a circa 2010 pop song performed by Mandy Moore.

The animation doesn’t fare much better. There’s a cheesy quickness to the character movements, particularly Flynn and the horse he acquires, that trades grace for speed and power for hyperactivity. For some inexplicable reason, the film has also been released in 3-D, a process that turns the few beautiful moments into muddy blurs and cheapens the impact of every image. Why anyone thought it was worth it to offer a dim, ugly version of a brightly animated film is beyond me, but here’s hoping this is the last Disney is dumb enough to dull an already weak product. For the voice cast, Levi and Moore are cute, if uninspired: Levi plays the role like a lighter Nathan Fillion, while Moore was cast mainly because she’s got a decent singing range. Murphy’s voice outclasses them both, though she’s a two-time Tony winner, so it feels almost illegal to attempt to compare her to them. They bravely make the most of the situation, but no amount of fervent hoping can turn this film into a better or braver one. It lacks the courage of conviction that separated its better forerunners from the studio’s pack, and rather than honestly commit to a story, it trucks in irony and derivatives. An original film would at least have had the distinction of being an interesting failure. This one’s merely boring.

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a member of the Houston Film Critics Society and the Online Film Critics Society. He’s also a TV blogger for the Houston Press. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.









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Comments

A lighter Nathan Fillion? No,I say. Now, why didn't they GET Nathan Fillion? That could have killed.

Disney needs to stick to hand-drawn animation and find some bright, new composers, instead of feeding us rewarmed mush.

Posted by: nat at November 24, 2010 1:18 PM

Wow, that's too bad. I was holding out some hope despite the lame previews. I loved "Princess & the Frog" and we watched "Beauty & the Beast" on Blu Ray this weekend and was blown away all over again by it. That is one truly spectacular transfer.

I wonder if "Tangled" would have worked better if they had stuck wtih 2D cell animation.

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 24, 2010 1:25 PM

Wow. A Dave Coulier reference.
I'd better sit down.

Posted by: Scott at November 24, 2010 1:35 PM

You don't even get to look at Mandy Moore.

Posted by: sars at November 24, 2010 1:37 PM

Actually this one could have been left on the cutting room floor, as far as I care.

Saw the trailers for this and was immediately put off by it. Disney has been churning out some real crap and this is just more so.

Pass.

Posted by: Uncle JR at November 24, 2010 1:41 PM

Dear Disney,

Everything does not have to be a musical.


Posted by: admin at November 24, 2010 1:45 PM

Hey, why is your review the only one that has bullshit to say?

Posted by: George at November 24, 2010 2:12 PM

Royal family searching for the long-lost princess, who is returned to them only through the antics of ne'er-do-well man from the streets? I think I saw this one already. It was called Anastasia.

Posted by: E at November 24, 2010 2:44 PM

I've been seeing the previews for this on hulu and they're annoying the ever lovin' crap out of me. Why can't fairy tales be portrayed seriously instead of making them into cheesy musicals?

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 24, 2010 2:53 PM

Disney recycling?
Why, that's unprecedented!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzyLZYYb2qk

To be fair though, back in those days it probably saved them a few years worth of drawing.

Posted by: Simon at November 24, 2010 2:55 PM

I am perplexed. I actually want to see this and Bob Mandel (sp?) said he liked it on NPR, and I usually tend to agree with him... but then, I also tend to agree with the reviews posted here.
What to do, what to do?
[snaps finger]
I know! I'll go see it and make up my own mind!

Posted by: Stella at November 24, 2010 3:44 PM

This is the first well-written negative review I've seen of the film. Menken's music is always pop fluff and this cast (Donna Murphy aside) did not have the chops to make it anything better. Proof? Listen to the Original Broadway Cast recording of The Little Mermaid and tell me it doesn't kill your childhood with blandness.

I'm still going to see this. I'm just not going to pay. Free movie tickets, ho!

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2010 4:21 PM

I can handle un-originality as long as its done with something that tickles my tastes. It sounds like Carlson wasn't impressed with the buffet stocked with Disney favorites.

Of the Disney heroines, much less the Princesses, Tangled's Rapunzel looked as though she might not be cut from the usual bullshit passive behaviors. I suspect that my enjoyment will be in direct correlation thereof. Enchanted, which Bedhead reviewed as enjoyable and successful but full of the usual same old with a boring post-modernist twist, is probably my favorite most recent Disney film, followed by Lilo & Stitch. The Princess & The Frog had it's problems, but was enjoyable.

ANYWAY - since my daughter is 6, I know what will be happening.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at November 24, 2010 4:27 PM

A few years ago there was a graphic novel called Rapunzel's Revenge. It's set in the Wild West, the 'prince' is more of a con artist/sidekick, and Rapunzel uses her hair like a lasso when she's fighting bad guys. That is the Rapunzel movie I want to see.

Posted by: YeahButNoBut at November 24, 2010 4:39 PM

I'm going to have to agree with the angry guy way above: I think your review is the only one that is negative. It looks super cute and many reviews remark on how this is the new feisty "princess" Disney has been meaning to make.

Posted by: Kristin at November 24, 2010 4:45 PM

I was planning to ignore this movie, but the ad for it spoofing TV drug commercials changed my mind. It was ridiculously clever, and the first time I saw it mentioned that her hair had healing properties.

I'm thinking we'll hit it at the dollar theater this winter sometime.

Posted by: Wednesday at November 24, 2010 5:51 PM

Knowing I was going to see this tonight, I studiously avoided all reviews, and I must say I'm surpised that there are so few negative ones. This review was pretty much spot-on for me, though I might have been a wee bit kinder. Some of the songs were really really awkward. Musicals have to walk a fine line. We all know that people don't just burst into song, but a good musical manages to convince us to suspend our belief. There were points in this movie at which it seemed like someone with a stopwatch called a halt and said, "Hey, it's been 15 minutes since we had a song. Make her belt something out!" Also, Rapunzel didn't feel all that revolutionary to me. She still had to rely on the guy to get what she wanted. She saved him a couple of times along the way, but it was mostly through her feminine wiles.

It wasn't terrible, though. It fell pretty solidly in the middle of my animated movie scale, which has Wall-E at the top and Space Chimps and the very very bottom.

Posted by: idgiepug at November 24, 2010 8:35 PM

knowing the story behind it's production this review doesn't surprise me.

The movie started production in 2004 back when Esiner was still in charge of Disney and they we're putting out a steady stream of shit.
By the time he left and Disney had decided to cut the bullshit they didn't want to fuck over the animators allready working on projects but axing them. So they let those projects finish and run there course before they started on a bunch of new films the likes of Princess and the Frog.

Posted by: Ben at November 24, 2010 11:22 PM

"Soulless eyes, like a doll's eyes..."

Seriously, that picture wigs me out.

Also I hate Chuck and think that he is miscast, his bravado is severely lacking.

Posted by: Mebe at November 24, 2010 11:43 PM

While I agree that there was a lot of ground that was retread here, I enjoyed it quite a lot. I think the animation style was a choice and it is reminiscent of some recent Disney cell drawn animation. This review was way too harsh. If you liked Enchanted you will most likely enjoy this. And your kids will love it.

Posted by: ed newman at November 25, 2010 12:11 AM

It's funny...you said "...if this seems chunky to you..." but it the few sentences prior to it that laid out the plot seemed rather simple and not at all hard to follow, so...

Posted by: Matt at November 25, 2010 3:14 AM

The thing that put me off this movie before I ever saw the trailer was when Disney decided to rename the movie 'Tangled,' because they thought keeping the original name and focusing the story on Rapunzel would 'alienate' little boys from seeing it. They also thought this was why 'Princess & The Frog' didn't do too well at the box office.

Right. Not like some James Cameron juggernaut was playing at the same time, or anything.

I'll be over here, rewatching my copy of 'Beauty & The Beast' and lamenting the fact that Jerry Orbarch is no longer with us.

Posted by: Aislinn at November 25, 2010 3:24 AM

The lanterns? If something in you didn't swell up at the sight of those things lighting up you're pretty much certifiably dead.

Posted by: wicherwill at November 25, 2010 5:22 AM

I was sad to hear that princess and the frog didn't make quite enough money for disney to take a hint, and instead, this is they're next offering.

And, at the risk of a severe trouncing, does the world, with its embarrassed and shameful boys, underperforming at school and underrepresented at higher levels of education, really need another narrative portraying them as imbecilic buffoons, incompetent, with their only raison d'etre being an interest in the girl?

I keep hearing a feminist cheer about this strong female lead, but it would be so nice if a strong female lead didn't automatically mean portraying the male of the species as either stupid or evil.

in princess and the frog, there was a strong female lead, and the male counterpart was at times silly, but this was a jibe at his wealth and class, not his gender. once into their adventure, they quickly form a mutually beneficial team. that and there was beautiful animation, historical textures and some really fine music. Unfortunately it only earned a global box office of 270 million dollars and was categorised as "a flop". It's not likely to bring in more than 400-500 million in dvd and bluray sales, so it is obviously necessary to stab 2d in the eye, and skewer handdrawn animation, and it is even more vital to be brash and hip and ironic with liberal infusions of pop culture. that's the way to make lasting rich and warm memories in children.

Posted by: idleprimate at November 25, 2010 10:42 AM

Dear Disney,

Everything does not have to be a musical.

Posted by: admin at November 24, 2010 1:45
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Or borrowed from a fairy tale. Make up your own stories for a change.

Posted by: , at November 25, 2010 12:19 PM

I'll be over here, rewatching my copy of 'Beauty & The Beast' and lamenting the fact that Jerry Orbarch is no longer with us.

Oh, God. This. ABC Family aired BatB tonight, and I was consumed with a sad rage that he is no longer here. :(

I would rather Disney continue to focus and interpret fairy tales than make something new. Written and oral history of practically every race is full of tales that could be their next victim source material. I'm thinking Hercules set in Valhalla. What do you think? James Woods as Loki. Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: duckandcover at November 26, 2010 4:31 AM

That header pic is freaking me out. Her eyes are HUGE and ... misplaced.

Posted by: , at November 26, 2010 9:58 AM

In the post-Enchanted Disney world, I wasn't sure whether some of the magical cuteness was self-parody or just lame. Straight away, tower-dwelling Taylor Swift sings about doing chores with her animal friends and later frolics in a field while birds fly overhead. Are we supposed to take this seriously now that we know Disney is self-aware of its shtick? All in all, it did feel very recycled and half-hearted, although the lanterns were cool.
My cousins and sister enjoyed it, but we all agreed that [SPOILER] the loss of magical golden hair was offensive to us brunettes. After all, how a Princess gets ahead is with her blonde cuteness and lots of eyelash batting. The only alternative is a bad haircut reminiscent of 2002 Mandy Moore.

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at November 26, 2010 4:13 PM

That's funny. I had "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin stuck in my head as I sat on the toilet with diarrhea and vomited into a small garbage can at 3 AM. This year, I'm thankful for the relatively short duration of food poisoning.

Posted by: Lucas at November 26, 2010 7:39 PM

I'm surprised this review didn't mention how scary this movie is. I mean TERRIFYING!! Certainly parents with children under 8 should be warned. So here's a warning
*spoilers*
Rapunzel is kidnapped as a baby and locked away in a tower by a deranged pshycho. She is told she is stupid, ugly, weak, and will die without her "mother" (kidnapper). In one scene after she escapes her captor finds her and tells her "you are nothing special". After she is recaptured she realizes her true identity and stands up to "mother". Does she save herself and escape? NO! She is CHAINED TO THE WALL AND GAGGED!!!!
Her boyfriend/saviour (uhg Disney!) is eventually MURDERED by the "mother" while Rapunzel is chained to the wall, and as the "mother" is dragging Rapunzel by her chains into "someplace where they'll never find you" she's all the while telling her how this is "all her fault" and "look what you've done".
Children were weeping.

Posted by: Alexis at November 26, 2010 10:28 PM

You do know that Pixar is part of Disney, and therefore Pixar Animation Studios are technically part of Disney Animation Studios and that Pixar worked on Tangeled? You knew all of that, right?

Of course you didn't because you are a fucking spazz moron like all the other queer "contributors and staff at Pajiba who have seemingly decided that "lies" are the same thing as "truth" and that "facts" are things you literally pull out of your collective stinking hairy greasy oily shitcaked buttholes.

Posted by: Mr. Pancake at November 27, 2010 11:40 AM

@Alexis, when you describe it like that, I guess it was pretty scary. My 10 year old brother thought the evil stepmother was especially creepy when she aged rapidly.
On the other hand, the evil stepmother's demise was pretty tame compared to the typical Disney villain showdowns that scared the shit out of me as a kid. There was no fire, no torrential rainstorm, no grappling with daggers on a ledge. The terror in Tangled was mostly psychological.

Posted by: Empress of All the Russias at November 27, 2010 8:36 PM

I enjoyed it, because parts of it may have resonated with me just a little too much. That said, I thought the music was awful and it lacked a certain flow in the storytelling.

Also, Mr. Pancake seems like an angry elf.

Posted by: Girl With Curious Hair at November 28, 2010 3:08 PM

Just saw it. I thought it was a bit rushed and clumsy compared to the Little Mermaid era Disney stuff.

But I really enjoyed the evil 'mother's' way of trying to keep Rapunzel from the outside world through shame, fostering self-doubt, 'jokes' that weren't funny and other emotionally abusive behavior.

It was a really realistic portrayal of a certain kind of 'evil' that doesn't get as much play.

Posted by: twig at November 28, 2010 5:45 PM

I gotta flat-out disagree with you here. Saw this the other day and it was, to my surprise, highly entertaining, despite the forgettable music numbers.

Trust me, folks. The trailers do a horrible disservice to how charming the movie really is. I laughed, I (stealthily) cried, and I left with a big, fat smile on my face. It's worth a watch.

Posted by: monkey_b at November 28, 2010 9:22 PM

Trust me, folks. The trailers do a horrible disservice to how charming the movie really is. I laughed, I (stealthily) cried, and I left with a big, fat smile on my face. It's worth a watch.

Posted by: monkey_b at November 28, 2010 9:22 PM

Saw it with friends and family this weekend and we all agree: for all of us (ages 13 to 57), this was a delightful, fun movie. We regret nothing!

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 29, 2010 5:54 AM

Saw it with my kids over the weekend and I thought it was pretty good. Kids enjoyed it too. I didn't try and overanalyze it or anything like your review, but I suppose that's your job.

Posted by: Todd A at November 29, 2010 8:39 AM

wow. another shitty review for a kids movie. shocker. perhaps if they animated Taxi Driver, you'd be happy?

this movie was cute as hell and my kids loved it. oh, i forgot, kids don't have any goddman taste and all movies need to appeal to bitter trolls who think too much about movies.

Posted by: dale at November 29, 2010 12:42 PM

Hey, I liked it, and I have a near pathological hatred of Disney princesses. Rapunzel was actually pretty rad. No pop culture references, fantastic visuals, and realistic problems up against the royal family stuff (which is really more of an aside to appease the princess-clamoring gender-clutching parents).

Posted by: Kat at December 13, 2010 5:06 AM

Once again, this review from Pajiba is absolute bullshit. This film was great and, apart from the meh songs, was a heartwarming and sweet Disney film.

I love how this is one of the only negative reviews on the internet for the film. That just makes me laugh. Shows how big your ego is.

Posted by: Gabbi at February 14, 2011 6:57 AM