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Assessing Michael Biehn: Go With Him If You Want To Live

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (22)



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Subject: Michael Biehn, 53-year old American actor (turned writer and director)

Date of Assessment: March 2, 2011

Positive Buzzwords: Intensity, ability to speak wordless volumes, James Cameron

Negative Buzzwords: Lack of star power, James Cameron

The Case: Upon initial contemplation of this week’s subject, the first question that springs to mind is this: What the hell ever happened to Michael Biehn? Such an involuntary reaction is based upon an assumption that Biehn’s a relatively lost visage of the 1980s; but anyone who’s been paying attention would realize that Biehn’s been (for the most part) working steadily as an actor even though his big-time blockbuster roles have long since ceased to exist. Naturally, he came from humble beginnings by steadily landing a lot of television work, including both regular series (even an “ABC Afternoon Special”) and made-for-TV movies before moving into feature films. Upon arrival within the celluloid realm, Biehn initially appeared to be a natural born villain as he stalked Lauren Bacall in The Fan. He then convincingly portrayed a racist military cadet in The Lords of Discipline, but he was soon to receive a reprieve from villainous typecasting. In fact, Biehn was sure to make use of his very intense screen presence in several different capacities. Indeed, his talent for an “ability to speak wordless volumes” makes a damn good case for an unofficial lineage to the likes of Timothy Olyphant. Not a terribly bad legacy, is it?

As fate would have it, a few heroic roles were soon on the way for Biehn when fate intervened in the form of director James Cameron, who harnessed the actor’s talent for the iconic Kyle Reese in The Terminator. Biehn’s portrayal of a soldier sent back to save Sarah Connor, the future mother of the leader of the resistance, was not only a perfect demonstration of survivalism but also more than a little bit romantic too, all in the midst of a sci-fi action film. It must have been a difficult role to pull off, but Biehn’s performance as Reese inspired a Seriously Random List that received more than just a few hel-lo’s. In another Cameron film, Aliens, Biehn was much less frantic as the steady, calm Cpl. Dwayne Hicks. Then, Cameron once again made use of Biehn for a slightly darker role as the Lt. Hiram Coffee, who quite literally veers off the edge in The Abyss. As much as many of us tend to laugh at Cameron’s overwrought cheesefests these days, the egomaniacal director can be credited with the good sense to repeatedly cast Biehn in his early films, and this collaboration resulted in three very iconic characters, for which Biehn shall always be fondly remembered.

Unfortunately after such a promising stride, Biehn’s high-profile days were limited. After a few relatively well-received outside projects (Rampage; The Seventh Sign), Biehn learned that his part in Terminator 2: Judgment Day was left on the cutting room floor (although Cameron later included this scene in a Director’s Cut). Then, a role in Aliens 3 fell out from underneath him; further, although he was shortlisted to play Bruce Wayne/Batman (before MIchael Keaton owned it) and Peter Parker/Spider Man (the latter of which was an abandoned Cameron project), these hopes also fell by the wayside. Most recently, Biehn lost out on the Avatar role that ended up going to Stephen Lang, since Sigourney Weaver was already on board, and Cameron reportedly didn’t want the audience to be thinking of Aliens.

As if.

However, Biehn was not one to stay down for long. Following the initial T2 snub, Biehn went on to make a very respectable turn in Tombstone as legendary gunslinger and quick-firing outlaw Johnny Ringo. Since then, Biehn’s only other blockbuster turn was for Michael Bay (The Rock), which I find rather interesting because that movie signaled the end of mainstream Biehn. Ironically, Bay generally takes credit for starting acting careers (“I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”) not ending them. Of course, we cannot honestly blame Michael Bay for Biehn’s inexplicable fall from the upper echelons, although it is rather tempting to do so.

As time went on, Biehn continued to locate steady, under-the-radar movie roles, and he is nothing if not consistent in his efforts to keep on acting. While he’s longer the star of high-profile movies, he’s still making a respectable living. Admittedly, most of Biehn’s output would be considered imminently watchable garbage (some of which can be further classified in the guilty pleasures realm): Navy Seals; K2; Deadfall; Jade; Dead Men Can’t Dance; American Dragons; Chain of Command; Susan’s Plan; Cherry Falls; The Art of War; Clockstoppers; Planet Terror; and a brief appearance in Eli Roth’s fake Thanksgiving trailer (“son of a bitch”). Plus, Biehn’s still turning in regular appearances on television: 22 episodes of “The Magnificent Seven,” 22 episodes of “Adventure Inc.,” and 7 episodes of “Hawaii.” Throughout his lengthy career, Biehn has played lots of lawmen, detectives, and Navy SEALs, but he can still convincingly pull off all sorts of roles including (as is his specialty) villains with a bit vulnerability to them. Biehn has a talent for creating audience empathy for some of the most reprehensible characters known to the big screen, which isn’t an easy feat to continually pull off by any stretch. No free passes given here, but Biehn at least deserves an honorable mention for life.

Prognosis: In the future, I can almost certainly predict that Michael Biehn will not make a grand return to blockbuster movies, but he’ll continue to do more than okay for himself. This year, Biehniacs can revel in the fact he’s featured within seven films (Take Me Home Tonight; Bereavement; The Divide; Yellow Rock; Puncture; The Dark Forest; and The Victim). Hell, he’s not only starring in the latter film but also earning his first writing and directing credits. Go with him if you want to live.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.









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Comments

Now, Kyle Reese's ass I *did* pause on.

Glad to know he's not broke and drunk in a gutter somewhere.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at March 2, 2011 2:06 PM

i wish some hip new director could boost his career up and out of the assembly line DTV dreck that he churns out to pay the rent.

if cameron had put him in avatar, the villain wouldn't have been so goofy and one dimensional

Posted by: idleprimate at March 2, 2011 2:11 PM

Want to know what ruined Michael Biehn?

Anton Yelchin.

It turns out Anton Yelchin is going to have a long, healthy career, get sent back in time, and finish out with the swan song of the original Terminator playing under the pseudonym Michael Biehn.

So don't weep for him, he's already had a healthy career, and we should be looking forward to a long and prosperous career until the tragic borkulator accident of 2021.

Posted by: Barbaric Yawp at March 2, 2011 2:13 PM

And let's not forget his stunning work in Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun.
Video games have never been the same since.

Posted by: Odnon. at March 2, 2011 2:15 PM

Far from a guilty pleasure, i've always found K2 to be criminally underrated.
A mountain-climbing-movie (and not much else) sure, but an excellent one.

Also features the astoundingly superb Matt Craven whom you'll recognize from damn near anything Graham Yost does.

Posted by: Scott at March 2, 2011 2:21 PM

Biehn was awesome in Tombstone. Went toe-to-toe with the irreplaceable Val Kilmer (in one of his best roles) and held his own. Those two both had a beef when they weren't Oscar nominated that year.

Posted by: Ty at March 2, 2011 2:22 PM

@idleprimate,

"if cameron had put him in avatar, the villain wouldn't have been so goofy and one dimensional"

Exactly.
Which of course, is why he wasn't cast.
Colonel Miles Quaritch was played exactly how Cameron needed him to be played for the rest of that horrible story to "work."

Posted by: Scott at March 2, 2011 2:27 PM

No mention of his work in Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror?

Posted by: ed newman at March 2, 2011 2:36 PM

When he turned up in The Rock, I was all: "Cool! It's Michael Biehn! He's back!"

Then Biehn promptly gets killed, and I was all: "Michael Bay sucks."

Posted by: DarthCorleone at March 2, 2011 3:12 PM

I was deeply fond of his work on The Magnificent Seven. That show was woefully underrated.

Posted by: Siege at March 2, 2011 3:38 PM

"if cameron had put him in avatar, the villain wouldn't have been so goofy and one dimensional"

Who says he can't play his brother in the sequel, coming after Wooden Worthington for vengeance?

Posted by: Fredo at March 2, 2011 3:59 PM

He is a natural for Raylan Givens' long lost older brother.

Posted by: Flea at March 2, 2011 5:06 PM

Dude can play a helluva good Navy SEaL. 3 times by my count...

But its his role as Hicks in Aliens that I love the most. Sleeping on the "elevator ride to Hell" is classic Hicks. Killing him off for Alien 3 was unforgivable.

Posted by: EJ at March 2, 2011 5:08 PM

OMG - LOVED him in Terminator! Someone bring him back, please.

Posted by: danielle at March 2, 2011 5:24 PM

I agree with Siege about The Magnificent Seven. I loved, loved, loved that show. That was a great western series along with The Young Riders and Paradise with Lee Horsley.

I wish they would make a another series like those.

Posted by: Dingle Berry at March 2, 2011 7:26 PM

He's dreamy. I like his eyes. I've always wondered what he has been up to. Thanks for the info, Agent Bedhead.

Posted by: Viking at March 2, 2011 7:32 PM

Dingle Berry now raises the question, whatever happened to Lee Horseley? All I remember was him being the star of a detective show trying to fill the slot of Magnum P.I. when it went off the air. The credits showed his belt buckle, and some reporter from E.T. or the like referred to it as the longest crotch shot in T.V. history.

Now I'm off to IMDB.

Posted by: Viking at March 2, 2011 7:35 PM

Didn't he play Supermans dad in Smallville for a couple of seasons too?

Posted by: Simon at March 2, 2011 7:46 PM

I met Michael Biehn at Dragon Con a couple of years ago. He was so nice, and totally ok with me sitting there unable to say ANYTHING of interest because my brain shut down. I am rubbish around famous people, especially if I have grown up watching their films. He was telling me about being in London for the filming of Aliens, since I live in London, but could I engage? Nope. There's a great picture of me looking dopey sitting next to him.

I always found it a shame he didn't make it bigger after Aliens/Terminator. He's a great actor, and also HOT as hell in those films.

Posted by: Carrie at March 3, 2011 4:49 AM

"He is a natural for Raylan Givens' long lost older brother."

I love it!!!

Posted by: Laura at March 3, 2011 10:51 AM

It turns out Anton Yelchin is going to have a long, healthy career, get sent back in time, and finish out with the swan song of the original Terminator playing under the pseudonym Michael Biehn.

So don't weep for him, he's already had a healthy career, and we should be looking forward to a long and prosperous career until the tragic borkulator accident of 2021.

Posted by: cosplay costumes at March 3, 2011 11:47 PM

I met Michael Biehn at Dragon Con a couple of years ago. He was so nice, and totally ok with me sitting there unable to say ANYTHING of interest because my brain shut down. I am rubbish around famous people, especially if I have grown up watching their films. He was telling me about being in London for the filming of Aliens, since I live in London, but could I engage? Nope. There's a great picture of me looking dopey sitting next to him.

Posted by: cosplay costumes at April 5, 2011 5:44 AM