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By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (27)



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Subject(s): Chris Noth, 56-year old American actor (and poet); David Eigenberg, 46-year old American actor; Evan Handler, 49-year old American actor (and cancer survivor); and John Corbett, 49-year old American actor (and musician)

Date of Assessment: May 27, 2010

The Case(s): This week shall see a temporary format adjustment for this feature. Initially, the plan was to cover all four of the Sex and the City ladies, but the promotional extravaganza of the second movie has worn me out in that regard. I’m just so terribly tired of hearing about how fabulous Sarah Jessica Parker and the other girls would like us to believe they really are. As opposed to the HBO show, these movies feature female characters who no are no longer human beings with appropriate emotions and attributes (that, naturally, developed over the course of six seasons) but are now mere mannequins within these feature-length commercials. The male characters, however, haven’t been nearly as drastically altered in the transition from television to big screen, so I’ve decided to perform mini-assessments on four of the male actors who have stuck around long enough within both the television series and the movies. And it’s impossible to talk about all of the SATC men, so a judgment call was necessary at a certain point.

Producer Darren Star once famously described one of his original “Sex and the City” visions, which was to keep the show’s focus on the four women and their enduring friendship together. However, some of the token “disposable” male characters made quite the impression and, as a result, ended up sticking around much longer than planned. Chris Noth was hired on as a regular, but David Eigenberg was intially hired for just three episodes. Likewise, John Corbett was on tap merely to form one-third of the Aidan-Carrie-Big love triangle for one season. Both men managed to impress the show’s writers and fans to such a degree that they became regular fixtures.

satcbig Chris Noth (as Mr. Big):: As a television veteran, Noth is perhaps best known as a founding member of the long-running “Law & Order” series and has even done a stint on “Hill Street Blues.” His dark looks and wicked smile (with charisma to match) have earned him many a role, and after his six-year run on the “SATC” show (a mere layer of frosting upon his other television accomplishments), he wasted no time in returning to his prior career. Noth went on do 35 episodes of “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” and currently appears on “The Good Wife.” To put it simply, Noth is bigger than Mr. Big could ever hope to be.

satcharry Evan Handler (as Harry Goldenblatt):: Anyone who has only ever seen this guy in his “SATC” capacity — with nauseatingly obligatory dialogue, including such gems as “It’s my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women” and “I’m a big pile of love today” — is really missing out on an irresistable actor. Handler may not have looks on his side, but he’s got plenty of charm and quite a way of portraying characters with antihero tendencies. As world-weary agent Charlie Runkle of Showtime’s “Californication,” Handler presents quite a sharp (and highly profane) contrast to the sickly sweet Harry Goldenblatt character. Of course, Handler has the experience — over two decades of television experience, and he can be spotted in everything from vintage episodes of “Miami Vice” and “The West Wing” to bit roles in movies such as Natural Born Killers and Ransom — to prove that he’s around for the long haul.

satcsteve David Eigenberg (as Steve Brady):: This fellow has fallen into a worrisome career pattern after SATC wrapped on HBO. Just one glance at his his imdb profile shows a chronic run of one-episode character stints on countless television programs but nothing in the way of lasting career power. Yet, Eigenberg has shown himself clearly capable of infusing even barely-drawn characters with a genuineness and raw appeal. As mentioned above, the character of Steve was initially written for a quick run through the revolving door, but when the show’s writers observed his chemistry with Cynthia Nixon, they decided to keep Steve around as a foil and partner to Miranda’s fiery disposition. It remains to be seen whether Eigenberg will always remain in the shadow of “Steve Brady,” which would be an utter shame for a guy who has the potential to become a character actor in the tradition of Steve Buscemi.

satcaidan John Corbett (as Aidan Shaw): Oh, how I loathe the character of Aidan and all his doormat tendencies. Yet, before SATC, Corbett built up an exhaustive resumé of television (and movie) credits, including a five-year run on “Northern Exposure.” As Aidan, he did his thing for the third season and thought he was finished, so was quite a surprise for him to learn that he’d become a fan favorite, for an online campaign had resulted in Aidan’s return for the next season. Now, Aidan’s been brought back into the storyline to inject some fear into the heart of Mr. Big for the second movie, which might be just as awful an omen as re-teaming with Nia Vardalos (his co-star in My Big Fat Greek Wedding) for this year’s barely-noticed dud, I Hate Valentine’s Day (Hell, even playing one of the creepy cops of Street Kings gave him more of a career boost). Aside from movies, Corbett remains a creature of cable-specific television and currently can be seen as the long-suffering husband on Showtime’s “United States of Tara.” Obviously, the man does “pushover” like nobody’s business.

Group Prognosis: As someone who once spoke enthusiastically about the HBO show, I can vouch for the shame these movies have wrought upon the television series. More specifically, the television show allowed all four of these men to showcase their own strengths as actors, but the movies have reduced them to mere cameos of their previously (mostly) well-rounded characters. Other than Eigenberg, who needs the work, I’m not quite sure why these guys are still participating. Overall, these men have largely managed to avoid typecasting from their association with Carrie & Co., but Eigenberg has yet to break away from the stigma. Otherwise, Noth, Handler, and Corbett have all gone on to different television programs and will probably — with varying degrees of success — continue on as if nothing spectacular in the SATC world had ever happened.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.









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Comments

John Corbett is the shit!

I would/maybe/might/totally go gay for him.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at May 27, 2010 2:57 PM

I love David Eigenberg. Steve will always be my favorite guy on that show.

Posted by: Julie at May 27, 2010 3:01 PM

I always thought it was cool that the producers of the show had a clear sense of who the viewers of the show thought was a Hottie Von Hottenheimer. John Corbett? Check. John Slattery? Check. And so on. You know that if the show still ran, John Hamm would be making an appearance.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 27, 2010 3:06 PM

How much longer until we found out how the whole taking the bullet thing went for Dustin? I applaud his suffering for my entertainment. I am all atremble in anticipation of his scathing bitchiness/bitchy scathingness.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 27, 2010 3:08 PM

I always think of Noth as the guy from Thirtysomething, because I'm old.

Posted by: Eep at May 27, 2010 3:08 PM

Hey, won't don't the men of Sex and the City get called old whores? Mr. Big isn't an old whore?

Posted by: ERM at May 27, 2010 3:09 PM

I absolutely love everything Cris Noth does and have SATC to thank for introducing me to Evan Handler (who is quite the writer himself).

Cant say the same John Corbett (I must be the only person on earth who didnt like Greek Wedding) but I enjoyed him as Aiden.

I wish David Eigenberg the best, but I think he's doomed forever to "steve land"

Posted by: Lennon at May 27, 2010 3:12 PM

Noth was on Thirtysomething?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 27, 2010 3:27 PM

I thought Aiden was a little sanctimonious, but I did find his gravitating toward Carrie realistic. Don't we all know nice cutie-pies who are only attracted to narcissistic, bitchy, emotion-vampires?

Noth was fantastic. What a great role.

Posted by: samantha t at May 27, 2010 3:30 PM

Shit, Chris Noth was in SatC? He was Mr. Big? Huh. Who knew?

Posted by: Xtreme at May 27, 2010 3:32 PM

David Eigenberg is totally my favorite. I think he does all right, career-wise.

I like Chris Noth, but I always hated the character of "Big," and I always will.

Posted by: MM at May 27, 2010 3:33 PM

I think my last long term relationship was based solely on the fact that the guy sort of reminded me of John Corbett. Sorry, ex-boyfriend.

Posted by: sheshakes at May 27, 2010 3:46 PM

Apparently Noth wasn't on Thirtysomething and I have confused him with Ken Olin. This realization may or may not change the fact that I think of Noth as the guy from Thirtysomething.

Posted by: Eep at May 27, 2010 3:57 PM

Why do they keep coming back? Cha-Ching! That's why.

Posted by: Chugga at May 27, 2010 5:04 PM

Chris Noth is a poet? Seriously?

I really like Evan Handler (and my own husband has been known to utter cringeworthy shmoopy lines now and then) but every time I see him, I'm struck by how much he looks like a peach-coloured Shrek.

Bedhead, I am so on board with you on the character of Aidan. Doormat with shades of passive aggression. So annoying.

Steve...ah, Steve. How I adore that man. I sincerely hope Eigenberg gets more work.

Posted by: meaux at May 27, 2010 5:11 PM

I think Eigenberg was the anonymous actor boyfriend in a documentary called Pull Out. Seeing him on Justified is weird because I think he might actually BE a slightly less nice Steve Brady.

Posted by: king at May 27, 2010 6:00 PM

Handler was also in a 3 Stooges tv biopic playing Larry. He was very good.

It's funny how the guys on the show were more likable than the girls, with the exception of Mr. Big. Eigenberg has an endearing, sweet quality that made him my favorite.

Posted by: Brie at May 27, 2010 6:57 PM

Chris Noth looks like Nathan Lane's mildly hotter older brother.

And that ain't a good thing.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at May 27, 2010 7:13 PM

Chris Noth looks like Nathan Lane's mildly hotter older brother.

And that ain't a good thing.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at May 27, 2010 7:16 PM

My name is Aidan, which I hated for the longest time when I was younger. Then, coming into my own through high school and college, I accepted and began to love the fact that I had an unusual name.

Now, since this show came out, every day I hear "OMG your names Aidan? I'm totally gonna name my kid that!", in addition to a required 5 minute conversation about Carrie and Aidan's relationship.

Fuck this show and movie.

And apparently, Aidan was the one that got away.

Posted by: aidan at May 27, 2010 9:04 PM

I was idly watching Taps on TV the other day--the military school movie from the 80s with Timothy Hutton. Every time one of the cadets came on-screen, I thought, Who is that guy? Finally I realized it was Evan Handler. But with hair.

I love Eigenberg on Justified.

Posted by: ak at May 27, 2010 11:01 PM

I've seen maybe three episodes of SATC. Couldn't get into it. I loved John Corbett on Northern Exposure.

Posted by: Viking at May 28, 2010 3:48 AM

Wasn't Evan Handler on that "it's like, you know" show, which I only remember for the inane title and the fact that there was a bald guy on it? Was he said bald guy?

Posted by: Mimi at May 28, 2010 4:55 AM

I loves me some Runkle on Californication, so seeing him in Sex and the City, I just want some kind of subplot of him getting his nipple ripped off during sex play, getting seduced by Kathleen Turner, or Cocaine and Lobster sex-night with Charlotte.

Make the movie far more interesting if the guy can have some kind of line outside "My wife is the greatest thing that ever happened."

Posted by: Doric at May 28, 2010 12:58 PM

It would take a lot of cocaine to get me to have sex with a lobster, but whatever turns you on.

Posted by: , at May 29, 2010 9:51 AM

At least it can be said that David Eigenberg has nothing whatsoever being naked: witness, if you will, his full frontal in Take Me Out and Six Degrees of Separation in their Broadway and Off-Broadway incarnations. Most of the reason that these guys got their roles is because, as is the case with Law & Order, they happened to be in New York at the time.

John Corbett is a stealth born-again boy-toy for arch-conservative Bo Derek. I gave up on him a long time ago.

Posted by: Jerry at August 14, 2010 7:23 PM

Against being naked, I meant.

Posted by: Jerry at August 14, 2010 7:24 PM