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Street Kings / Agent Bedhead

Film Reviews | April 12, 2008 | Comments (62)


As the co-star to Keanu Reeves in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, it’s rather easy to imagine Alex Winter cursing the cinematic gods for granting success to his apparent equal while Winter himself was left wallowing in the most bogus of career circumstances. Yet, Keanu Reeves has carried the reputation of a blissfully ignorant surfer-party dude for quite some time, and a lot of this reputation is justified by his emotionless turns in films such as Point Break, Speed, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and A Walk In The Clouds. Despite Reeves’ seemingly immutable persona that persisted through these and many other varied roles, he has found consistent acting work, but his reputation as a dude never fails to precede him. So, one would think that an over the top crime thriller like Street Kings would do well to avoid consistently terrible dialogue that is delivered largely by a leading man who isn’t predisposed to ridicule. However, it comes as a bittersweet jolt that, not only is Reeves passable as a hardened, morally questionable cop, but he is damn good in this role.

Keanu Reeves—acting? It would appear so.

It’s difficult to know whether Reeves has undergone some rigorous training, miraculously gained the ability to emote, or whether he is just remarkably fitted for James Ellroy’s detached method of narrative. Perhaps all three of these factors play into Reeves’ portrayal of antihero Detective Tom Ludlow, and although Keanu shows up to Street Kings with a lot of baggage, so does his character. And, as it turns out, Reeves’ virtually trademarked blank slate acts as surrogate for the audience’s reactions to the film. Det. Ludlow has seemingly turned self-desructive since his wife died three years prior. As a total fucking mess, Ludlow sleeps fully dressed and with his gun always within reach. At the start of the film, Ludlow hits the alarm button amidst the late-afternoon smog of L.A., stumbles into the bathroom, and gives his reflection a lingering look of disgust. Then, he pukes up last night’s vodka, brushes his teeth, and cleans his gun. To an ominous thumping score, Ludlow drives to work while swigging vodka and stopping at the liquor store for more pocket-sized bottles. Obviously, to hell with procedure, for Ludlow no longer has faith in the hallmark institutions of society, and he knows that the system, which protects criminals’ rights before victims’ lives, has gone to hell. So, as a one-man commando, he kills first and worries about the evidence later. Yet, unlike his fellow LAPD officers, Ludlow’s ends always justify his questionable means, which include taking out a group of Korean gangsters and arranging the scene to look as if the gangsters shot each other. A few moments later, we find out the truth of Ludlow’s plan when he uncovers a cage containing two underaged kidnapping victims. He assures the two frightened girls, “Don’t worry. I’m a cop,” but even he doesn’t believe the truth of the statement.

Presiding over much of the LAPD is Captain Jack Wander (adequately played by Forest Whitaker), who willingly covers his ace detective’s tracks because Ludlow is willing to take on the operations that the other (mostly corrupt) officers of the LAPD won’t do. Besides, the rescue and recovery of kidnapping victims is great for public relations. So, Captain Wander keeps Ludlow under his wing that has ample room to protect other officers played by Jay Mohr, John Corbett, and Amaury Nolasco. Naturally, Ludlow doesn’t even trust these guys but has no choice, since his former partner, Washington (Terry Crews), has been getting chatty with LAPD internal affairs Captain James Biggs (the overtly snarky Hugh Laurie). When some thugs take Washington out, Captain Wander assures Ludlow that his presence on the scene won’t reflect badly against him, but this comes at the expense of a surveillance tape. With the help of rookie detective Paul Diskrant (Chris Evans), Ludlow sets out to uncover the identities of the thugs and, naturally, uncovers much more in the process.

Street Kings is based on the original story by James Ellroy, who co-wrote the screenplay as well. Of course, “original” is a relative term, and much of what arrives in this film is nothing new to today’s jaded audiences. The film’s theme also carries a well-worn motif of absolute power absolutely corrupting the holders of that power. However, Street Kings marks Ellroy’s return towards the gritty realism of the film adaptations of Dark Blue and L.A. Confidential, and this shall please Ellroy fans who were turned off by the glittery sheen of The Black Dahlia. Admittedly, Street Kings is, at times, pretty damn preposterous and too ambitious for its own good, but it is a film that is patently and consistently entertaining. Director David Ayer provides plenty of bloodshed in gunfight scenes that were undoubtedly inspired by John Woo (in particular, Hard Boiled comes to mind). The script borders on awfulness and veers unsteadily between clichéd dialogue and heavy doses of police procedure, with “exigent circumstances” and “first on the scene” getting far too much playtime. Yet, if you’re familiar with Ellroy’s method of storytelling and don’t mind the tone of a slightly overdone crime thriller, it would be a few hours well spent to take in Keanu Reeves’ surprisingly capable, non-heinous performance.

Agent Bedhead (a.k.a. “Kimberly”) lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma and still wonders about Alex Winter. She can be found at agentbedhead.com.


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Comments

was gonna see it just for Hugh Laurie, great to hear that I won't be suffering while I'm there

Posted by: thaf at April 12, 2008 6:32 PM

No shit?
Really?
I mean REALLY?
Keanu?

Posted by: anikitty at April 12, 2008 6:32 PM

Keanu seems like a good guy. Not very talented, but hard working. It seems like he appreciates his success,and knows that he is as lucky as hell. Unlike most hollywood douchebags.

Posted by: jenn at April 12, 2008 7:21 PM

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

OK. Who are you and what have you done with Pajiba?

There is no fucking way that Pajiba could deliver a positive review of a movie starring Keaneu Reeves.

Furthermore, I could not possibly survive the sheer number of hallucinogens required to make me think I had read a positive review of a Keaneu fucking Reeves movie on Pajiba.

Please don't hurt them. Just tell us where to send the money.

Posted by: Archvillain at April 12, 2008 7:24 PM

Speaking of Keanu emoting, I recently watched Much Ado About Nothing on OnDemand. While there were times his deeply buried actor tried to emerge, I suppose he knew his future as a monotone megastar. Had he embraced it, what type of world would we live in? No starlets in rehab pre-21? No Britney and K-Fed? No Movie Movies? American Idol? The 10-20th Seasons of The Real World? A complete season of Freaks & Geeks or Clerks: Unrated?

I can't fathom this world.
Maybe there is a Matrix...

Posted by: Kash at April 12, 2008 7:30 PM

I. AM. AN FBI. AGENT!

Cinematic gold, I don't care what anyone says.

Posted by: Electric Monk at April 12, 2008 7:31 PM

And sidenote: My mom didn't know how to pronounce Keanu's name, so she referred to him as "Canoe."

Awesome.

Posted by: Kash at April 12, 2008 7:32 PM

Kash, are you sure she was mistaking his name or critiquing his acting? Could be both.

Posted by: jM at April 12, 2008 7:38 PM

Ok, it appears that Agent Bedhead had found a stash of particularly strong Absinth before seeing this movie. I forgive you, Bedhead, but you only get one. Remember, if it's green you probably shouldn't drink it before walking into a theater.

Posted by: the_wakeful at April 12, 2008 7:43 PM

Ok, I am drunk off my ass and I still cringe at the overdone cliche of the "tortured cop".

Really? He's a police officer who's conflicted about his role in society and turns to drinking to ease the pain, but he means well?!? Cause I totally never watched an episode of the myriad "Law & Orders" that covered this EXACT SAME THEME.

I'm gonna go to bed now, wake me up if something decides to be original.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 12, 2008 8:09 PM

Sounds like a good film, I might take Monday off and go see it.

Posted by: Pookie at April 12, 2008 8:14 PM

When I worked security I used to hang out in a cop bar. The reason that cliche is around is because there's a great deal of truth to it. They drink too much, their wives leave them, and they hate everyone. Especially you.

I thought this movie would suck, but it sounds like it has a little potential. I might check it out.

Posted by: jvon at April 12, 2008 8:19 PM

Hmm.

I fully expected this to suck out loud, but now it sounds like it might be worth a rental at least.

Also, I get the feeling that when the remake of Hot Fuzz is done in 20 years (pray it takes that long), the characters of Angel and Butterman will bond over this instead of Point Break.

Posted by: Groundloop at April 12, 2008 8:31 PM

jM, good point. I didn't even think about that...

And I might rent it. Hugh Laurie could overtly snark me anyday.

Posted by: Kash at April 12, 2008 8:39 PM

String me up if you must, but... after Constantine (which I enjoyed far more than I expected to), this doesn't surprise me too much. Keanu does have his moments - they are few and far between, but they do exist. So yeah, I'll take a run at it.

No, this is not Bizarro Pajiba.

Posted by: TK at April 12, 2008 10:21 PM

Dude...

Like, Whoa.

Dude. Whooooooooooooaaaaaaaa.

Posted by: Jeremiah at April 12, 2008 11:30 PM

Kash, I'm with you on Hugh Laurie.

Add a little Chris Evans eye-candy, a passable performance by Keanu Reeves, a smidge of John Corbett, and...sold.

Posted by: whatswrongwiththispicture at April 12, 2008 11:32 PM

I actually saw this movie a few hours ago -- and surprisingly, it didn't suck. There was a flurry of bad/over acting on the parts of Corbett (I LOVE YOU AIDEEEEEN!), Hugh Laurie and Forrest Whitaker, but for the most part, it was entertaining enough to not crack too many Keanu "whoa" jokes during the screening.

I must say that I too am so tired of the "boozing-cop-that-hates-his-life-but-still-needs-to-cap-some-fools-casey-jones-style-because-the-bad-guys-need-to-pay."

(See: Dirty Harry, all the Die Hards, In the Line of Fire, Man on Fire, etc.)

I have to admit it though, I really wanted to hear Keanu say "Pop quiz asshole ... you have a hair trigger pointed at your head ... what ... do ... you ... do ...?"

Posted by: Celesteab at April 13, 2008 12:20 AM

Kash, seriously, this world is just way too small or great minds think alike or something. I'm sure I live in a totally different hemisphere from you but I once had a lecturer who pronounced Keanu's name the same way: Canoe. She did so DELIBERATELY. It was in total deference to his acting style

Huh! He can act? Whoa indeed!

Posted by: Four Eyes at April 13, 2008 12:32 AM

C'mon, we all knew Keanu could actually act.

Because we've all seen A Scanner Darkly, right?

Posted by: StruckingFuggle at April 13, 2008 1:02 AM

Despite my fondness for ridiculing Keanu as often as I can (my ex-girlfriend and I watched The Matrix in a theatre in Japan and were the only ones in the audience laughing hysterically), I happen to be fully able to believe this positive review.

I think it might be due to last week's airing of River's Edge on Ontario public televison last week.

Feel Keanu's pain:

"The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER."

Posted by: kushiro at April 13, 2008 1:12 AM

i suppose that i'll have to change my nightmare film/casting diversion choice from last week:

in oliver stone's adaptation of sartre's "nausea", david caruso will now be playing the lead role, formerly played by keanu reeves.

i feel fairly secure that this will not have to change again.

Posted by: celery at April 13, 2008 7:54 AM

As a long time defender of Keanu (What can I say? I'm a dorky unabashed fan.), I was less surprised to hear that he puts in a passable performance but more surprised to hear this is a James Ellroy story. Interesting.

Rental for sure; by the time they let me out of the Big House, I am sure it will have vacated first-run theaters.

TK I really heart Constantine too, despite my uncle's threat of disowning me because it wasn't enough like the source comic. But man, Tilda Swinton as Gabriel? Geeeenius.

I generally refer "Canoe" (Yes, I sometime refer to him as this too. More like a goofy term of endearment.) naysayers to My Own Private Idaho. It's far and away from anything he does now. Lots of wild and weird energy. Probably all the drugs they were taking on the set.

Posted by: Alabamapink at April 13, 2008 8:18 AM

I heart Constantine as well, but lets be real, Linklater could have very easily just drawn emotion onto Canoe's face. And no one would have known.

Posted by: Kash at April 13, 2008 8:46 AM

High praise for a Keanu movie: "it doesn't suck." This may be a rental, or even a basic cable offering.

Posted by: rlr260 at April 13, 2008 8:47 AM

Saw this movie w/ my fiance we both said at the same time to each Damn this would have been PERFECT on cable!!
Also can someone please explain the resurgence of the porn stache on Jay Mohr it kinda distracted me.

Posted by: Lisa at April 13, 2008 10:21 AM

P.S. Don't watch the Last King of Scotland and then this movie or you will question why Forest Whitaker still has his Ugandan accent.

Posted by: Lisa at April 13, 2008 10:26 AM

Keanu?

Fuck that. I'm gonna go see CJ7 today. Get me some crazy over-the-top chop sooey scifi action and cheap laughs instead of scraping my eyeballs with the sandpaper that is fucking Keanu.

Posted by: Spork at April 13, 2008 10:31 AM

i thought he was pretty good in The Gift.

Posted by: dora at April 13, 2008 10:54 AM

Totally agree with the "River's Edge" comment. One of the great underappreciated movies from the 80's, plus Crispin Glover at his best. What's not to love?

Posted by: Torgotronic at April 13, 2008 12:23 PM

I love Keanu. Keanu = sandpaper for the eyes? Unless you wake up to Apollo/Aphrodite every morning, you are insane. Keanu is more sensual aromatic herbal massage oil for the eyes (if eyes were meant to be erotically massaged). He doesn't need amazing acting skills...He's fucking Keanu Reeves! If I want to see acting skills, I'll turn on some Masterpiece Theatre. If I want to be impregnated, I'll call Keanu!
POINT BREAK/BILL AND TED/PARENTHOOD/SPEED 4 EVER ;)

Posted by: :* at April 13, 2008 1:16 PM

Don't laugh...
Around 1995-ish a group of us from the U of MN English department drove to Winnipeg to see Keanu in a production of "Hamlet" and he didn't suck. Granted, he had a pretty strong cast around him (except for Ophelia) but he did an admirable job. Considering he was one of the hottest stars around ("Speed" had just come out on video) I thought it was a daring thing for him to do.
Since then I've always kind-of liked his work.

Posted by: Matt at April 13, 2008 1:59 PM

While reading this review all I could think of was the immortal line in that movie "The Lakehouse" - "She's the only real thing I know." He is a fine comedian (albeit unintentional) but as a dramatic actor....

Posted by: Lilac at April 13, 2008 2:41 PM

Hooray Keanu! You can be Canadian again!

Posted by: Agente Provocatrice at April 13, 2008 2:41 PM

Keanu as Hamlet served as the inspiration for the first season of Slings and Arrows, is exceptionally attractive when groomed, and makes my father laugh, so he gets a pass as long as he needs one...

Posted by: funtime42 at April 13, 2008 2:49 PM

i want to see this movie, but i'll wait for the DVD.

like Alabamapink, i also refer the naysayers to my own private idaho. it is one of my favorite movies (i honestly don't know why), and stars a different keanu than we're used to.

i like keanu. growing up, my brother and i used to watch point break every other day. "we'll get 'im when he comes back in!" and i am embarrassed to admit this, but i enjoyed the lake house :)

Posted by: kelley at April 13, 2008 6:09 PM

Aw. I've always had a soft spot for Keanu. He may seem wooden sometimes, but he's so nice and he tries so damn hard. I just can't help but like him anyway. And to be fair he picks a lot of roles where "wooden" works with the character, or at least doesn't completely destroy things. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy to see his acting praised on Pajiba.

Posted by: s. pisaster at April 13, 2008 7:24 PM

Oh Keanu. I remember how in my high school Shakespeare Literature class, we watched "Much Ado About Nothing." And every damn time you would appear on screen my uber buff, lumberjack-looking teacher would bust up into fits of giggles.

It's okay. I still love you.

Posted by: Dingles at April 13, 2008 8:44 PM

Yep, no, I don't believe Keanu Reeves actually acted in a film. Sorry.

But sexually (and you know all of y'all are interested, right? Even the dudes?) I think he'd just lie there. If you asked him if it felt good, he'd just smile, not even speak or nod.

He'd hold his breath the WHOLE time and when he came, the only way you could tell is a teeeeeny tiny little muscle twitch in his left eyebrow. Toward the bridge of his nose. If you weren't looking at that exact spot when it happened, you'd never know and just keep riding him until you noticed he'd gone soft.

Then he'd leave and you'd lie there all confused and decide to take a couple of Vicodin for fun. And to forget.

Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at April 13, 2008 9:51 PM

P.S. Not that I would know about any of that.

Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen at April 13, 2008 9:52 PM

Nothing was going to convince me to see this movie due to the fact that Keanu "I Know Kung-Fu" Reeves is the leading man. Not even the literary stamp of James Ellroy was budging me.

Until you mentioned Hugh Laurie. Sweet Lord, I love that man. He could talk me out of my panties.

Posted by: superEdna at April 13, 2008 10:35 PM

Yeah well I accidentally took two Vicodin instead of two antiobiotics (damn confusing prescription directions and identical looking plastic jars!) and felt nothing except the slightest bit of drowsiness!

I want to know where to voice my grievances. I get drunk far too quickly but narcotics are powerless on me (thus also completely without appeal). That just doesn't seem normal.

The person that scared me in "Parenthood" was Tom Hulce! I have a friend who thought the same thing. "Ohhh SHIT! Please don't let me grow up to be him! Please Please Please!" Dude was a cautionary tale and a half.

This movie has a really weird cast, man. If only I could get to see Danny Butterman watching it.

(and yes, "The Fires of Pompeii" was wonderful last night, including a Fawlty Towers joke!)

Posted by: Jay at April 13, 2008 10:41 PM

Yeah well I accidentally took two Vicodin instead of two antiobiotics

Just don't try to make-up for it by popping the vicodin or any other dream/awareness/pain killer immediately afterward. Next thing you know you'll be staring straight into a center hole that, unfortunately, is not an anus but rather the bottom of your toilet bowl while you're best friend and boyfriend, despite you having already vomited up your spleen, offer to hoover vac it out of you. They can do it. They saw it on ER.

...not that things like that happen in real life.

Posted by: J_Capri at April 13, 2008 11:18 PM

Speaking of vomit, I actually enjoy Keanu's 'cardboard box' approach to acting in certain movies. Like Constantine. He seems to have some sort of 4th wall breaking awareness of the viewer (or maybe just me in particular) that just tickles the balls off of me. But being that I don't have balls to be tickled off of me, that could classify the action of a tickle-induced-testiculectomy as ineffective. Which would make his acting unjustifiably horrible.

Who can tell I'm drunk commenting?

Posted by: J_Capri at April 13, 2008 11:20 PM

No no, I was saying I took too many to begin with, feared some kind of adverse reaction and then got bubkes. I felt cheated. Sleeping pills don't do much either so suicide would be a complete joke.

But on the topic of balls, maybe you should be grateful because riding The Flying Dutchman, to choose one name for the swinging pirate ship inertia-fest of amusement parks, makes you very, even uncomfortably, aware of them. But then, maybe I should be grateful I don't have breasts. I wonder.

Posted by: Jay at April 13, 2008 11:26 PM

Just saw this and I didn't think Keanu pulled it off. It was the character type Crowe did so well in LA Confidential and Keanu is simply too feminine for the role. Truth is though the way we've been supporting only lady-like leading men for the last ten years (Stallone, Arnold, Van Damme backlash, maybe?) it would be tough to find a guy other than Crowe to play it as written.

The other problem is that the Shield has been doing this same story 10x better for the last six or seven years. Hard to pay money to see worse actors (and some of the same actors) play readers digest versions of a cable tv show. It was a good two hours but hardly something I'll remember tomorrow.

Posted by: Orpheus at April 14, 2008 2:09 AM

OK, just came back from seeing it.

I think it was a decent flick. It can't help but suffer from comparisons to LA Confidential though. Russel Crowe has done this already, and far better. Crowe's portrayal was exceptional, and Keanu is not up to topping it. (It's unclear that this screenplay would have allowed that, anyway.)

Overall, worth the price of admission. Could have used some nudity. What ever happened to nudity? I prefer my gritty realism with some boobs.

Posted by: jvon at April 14, 2008 2:52 AM

not to kill anyone's fantasies, but....

regarding the whole Keanu-is-too-feminine-for-this-role argument, there is a funny story about Keanu and that Hamlet production in Winnipeg that involves Keanu opting not to stay in a hotel for the run but rather "crash" at the house of one of the members of the Royal Winnipeg Ballet...

just sayin'

Posted by: causaubon at April 14, 2008 4:01 AM

This seems pretty solid, based only on the review. I didn't hear of this movie anywhere, was it so under-promoted?

Posted by: Adere at April 14, 2008 8:06 AM

'KASH: And sidenote: My mom didn't know how to pronounce Keanu's name, so she referred to him as "Canoe." '

Maybe we should have a diversion of "Celebrities Whose Names We Get Wrong."

Posted by: BWeaves at April 14, 2008 9:02 AM

Maybe we should have a diversion of "Celebrities Whose Names We Get Wrong."

I still want pronunciation guides for.... aw, fuck it.

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2008 10:45 AM

My friends and I call him Ki-nu-nu . . . because it's funny. We also like to mock him by speaking in a faux British accent followed up by surfer talk, just because he's so BAD at it! One person will play Kinunu, another will play Winona Ryder, and we'll rip apart the dialogue from Dracula. Copious amounts of alcohol are usually involved. We call it the Nunu and Nona show.

Anyway, I liked Constantine more than I expected (though various fanboys ranted and raved about the inaccuracies, pfft) so I can believe that this movie might not suck and maybe Nunu isn't so terrible.

Bad, shameful moment. I watched the damn Lake House movie. Yes, I did. At a time of hormones and menstrual angst. And I liked it.

Posted by: Sharon at April 14, 2008 1:18 PM

There is something very endearing about Keanu Reeves, i think he can be a joy to watch on screen because the earnestness just shines out of him.

Posted by: tiggyT at April 14, 2008 1:24 PM

Me, too, S. Pisaster. He's not a douchebag in interviews and his private life manages to stay pretty damn private. He lost a child and while it was in the news it got about 1/1000th the press that, say, J. Lo's baby bump got - I think that's by design on his part. He's not Daniel Day-Lewis, but he also doesn't maintain that he is.

I also think he is absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: samantha t at April 14, 2008 1:36 PM

Shhhhhh! I can't hear Keanu.

(It's a reference to Zach Galifianakis. Just in case it doesn't make any sense.)

Posted by: RAT at April 14, 2008 2:18 PM

It took me the longest time to realize this review was for a Keanu movie and not the long awaiting second coming of Star Trek:TNG. Tell me that doesn't look like Brent Spiner?

Posted by: Yen Gi at April 14, 2008 5:31 PM

My Own Private Idaho is a great flick. Filmed right here in Portland, OR I might add. Keanu's failure to really follow through on the potential he showed in that movie is what chafes at me.
He is easy on the eyes.
When he remembers to bathe, that is. He used to moonlight as a homeless guy if memory serves.

Posted by: Lindsey at April 15, 2008 1:11 AM

I've always thought Keanu Reeves does a better job of portraying shady characters like his role in The Devil's Advocate than when he plays the hero and/or love interest.

Posted by: Olivia at April 15, 2008 2:13 PM

Wasn't really planning on seeing this at all, it looked stinky and has been getting some not-so-great reviews, but now I may give it a shot maybe, possibly. On DVD. Perhaps.

Posted by: CarpePancakes! at April 16, 2008 10:13 PM

Saw this earlier today, and although I saw the ending coming from about a mile away, it still was a decent flick, if firmly in the mold that Ellroy has created for himself.

And Keanu wasn't half-bad.

Posted by: Rob at April 20, 2008 12:43 AM

Apparently they're showing a different film under the same name here in Europe. Because in the one I saw, all the performances - especially Keanu's - were laughably bad. I mean, this film was so shitty that I wasn't even bothered by people in the audience talking aloud. Hell, what they were talking about was more interesting than Street Kings.

And please don't compare half-assed Shaky Cam ADD™ action scenes to John Woo. Bad review, bad film.

Posted by: Hakobus at April 23, 2008 9:09 PM

I just saw this film on DVD and while it's perfectly diverting there are so many inconsistencies and improbabilities that they intrude on what is an at least passable entertainment.

The film being pretty darn gritty and Keanu's character being pretty darn gritty all by himself it is still painfully obvious that the man has one facial expression throughout. He is so clearly acting and, really, they are all so clearly acting. Jay Mohr is clearly acting but his Snidley Whiplash character with his perverted mustache and smarmy leer steals whatever scene he is in.

While one can suspend disbelief it's at the cost of working at it. You shouldn't have to take a break from the story to concentrate on not being annoyed at things that just can't be.

Such as: After Keanu gets the crap beaten out of him by the Korean thugs he has to hoof it to what is likely the only pay phone in LA. He is apparently the only cop or person in LA without a cellphone. This gets explained in the next...

Such as: After tracing the Korean thugs to their hideout, a gated McMansion, via the tracking of Keanu's cellphone in his stolen car, Keanu waltzes into their driveway through their, er, gate that's not locked?, or he vaults it like Hellboy?, and he had to use his one and only cellphone? He proceeds to kick down their front door. Now I don't know about McMansions but he couldn't kick down my front door and trust me it's no great shakes. My closet door, maybe. And then...

Such as: he finds the Korean kids by, what, sniffing them out? They're not making a sound. Did he go after these Koreans to sell them a machine gun just 'cause they're bad dudes, or because he knew they had the kids? No idea. It just happens. Just a bit later...

Such as: The other guys on the team hate him for taking the glory and his former partner with whom he is on the out gives him shit at the crime scene for being a racist. This sets up a possibly interesting plot line to explore the old relationship and the racial politics of the LAPD but the whole thing starts and stops at this scene. Keanu next gets to the hospital where pops up his Mexican nurse girlfriend which confused the heck out of me with the racist track (hate blacks but is ok with Chicanos??) but then it becomes obvious that it's going nowhere. And then...

Out pops Dr. House. I so wanted Hugh Laurie to pipe up with "I'm not a doctor but I play one on tv" and play one he does. Apparently, Hugh Laurie's acting chops, at least as an American, consist 100% of playing House. I'm no casting director but I don't keep a guy who can only play a character in my movie by playing a character in a tv show.

Oh, the list goes on. Last one, I promise. Keanu gets ready to meet the drug dealer who killed his partner (anyone care about spoilers?) and tosses the young cop a badass tactical shotgun, which, as the arrive at the scene and exit their car is obviously never to be seen because, hey, when you meet drug dealers you usually don't introduce "my young friend and his badass shotgun". Hidden pistols, yes, badass shotgun, no. Would have come in handy, though.

Street Kings is tough, bad, bloody, dark, and gritty and goes about 2/3's of the way to a good movie. It wouldn't have taken a whole lot of attention to detail or one more pass at the script to save me from staying up late to write this.

Posted by: jiffy at September 9, 2008 10:52 PM