'You Were at My Wedding, Denise' Is Dead, Meghan McCain Killed It
For a very brief and already irrelevant moment in time, Meghan McCain was technically a viral sensation after she dropped this response on The Federalist contributor D.C. McAllister for talking sh*t about The View’s coverage of the Mueller Report.
you were at my wedding Denise….— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 26, 2019
Right off the bat, that is not a clapback. That is pure, uncut white girl reminding someone that her husband is their boss. We’re talking straight from the Book of Mayo. However, I get the trashy, Real Housewives-esque schadenfreude of Meghan’s response, but that’s because I don’t spend every hour of every day thinking up new ways to say I’m John McCain’s daughter. — Or do I?
Meghan, on the other hand, does exactly that, so naturally, she swan-dived right into her new online fame and killed it almost as quickly as it was born, which doesn’t seem very pro-life to me. That meme was barely a day old.
“You were at my wedding, Denise…” can be everyone’s clap back to everyone, everywhere, forever. My gift to the internet. Thank you for the support. ♥️ https://t.co/CiqsFUHLDI— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 26, 2019
The reactions were swift and brutal. For the sake of brevity, I left out the 80 billion tweets pointing out that people were laughing at Meghan not with her. Plus, barely any of them were zingers. It’s like you people aren’t even trying and lead full, rich lives away from the internet. Weirdos. (Help me.)
AAAAND, you just ruined it— fern 🌿 (@OversizedFern) March 26, 2019
support?— Wu Weed™ (@WuTangCannabis) March 26, 2019
Please give the internet another gift by deleting your account.— New Year, No Hope (@Jezzerat) March 27, 2019
I'd rather snort a live goose than like a tweet from McCain— Merrick Garland's Witch (@MorninGovnaa) March 27, 2019
Of course, all of this is a moot point because Meghan just threw herself to the wolves. She’s dead to her kind now. Think of her as an outlaw, or that m-word people always call that guy she won’t shut up about. You know who I’m talking about, what’s his face? Slappy Old Magoo. It’ll come to me.
Thank you so much for watching Secretary Clinton, it was truly an honor to have Mr. Khan on the show. I couldn’t agree with you more, we should all focus on what unites us as patriots versus what is tearing us apart. I know my father always enjoyed his time traveling with you. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/KPBzjbWvD2— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 26, 2019
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