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'You Were at My Wedding, Denise' Is Dead, Meghan McCain Killed It
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'You Were at My Wedding, Denise' Is Dead, Meghan McCain Killed It

By Mike Redmond | Social Media | March 27, 2019

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For a very brief and already irrelevant moment in time, Meghan McCain was technically a viral sensation after she dropped this response on The Federalist contributor D.C. McAllister for talking sh*t about The View’s coverage of the Mueller Report.

Right off the bat, that is not a clapback. That is pure, uncut white girl reminding someone that her husband is their boss. We’re talking straight from the Book of Mayo. However, I get the trashy, Real Housewives-esque schadenfreude of Meghan’s response, but that’s because I don’t spend every hour of every day thinking up new ways to say I’m John McCain’s daughter. — Or do I?

Meghan, on the other hand, does exactly that, so naturally, she swan-dived right into her new online fame and killed it almost as quickly as it was born, which doesn’t seem very pro-life to me. That meme was barely a day old.

The reactions were swift and brutal. For the sake of brevity, I left out the 80 billion tweets pointing out that people were laughing at Meghan not with her. Plus, barely any of them were zingers. It’s like you people aren’t even trying and lead full, rich lives away from the internet. Weirdos. (Help me.)

Of course, all of this is a moot point because Meghan just threw herself to the wolves. She’s dead to her kind now. Think of her as an outlaw, or that m-word people always call that guy she won’t shut up about. You know who I’m talking about, what’s his face? Slappy Old Magoo. It’ll come to me.