By Petr Navovy | Social Media | December 9, 2022 |
By Petr Navovy | Social Media | December 9, 2022 |
This has got to be the most I’ve laughed from a Twitter thread in a long, long time. I mean, it makes sense, seeing as it’s mining quite possibly the richest comedic vein of all time: the golden age of The Simpsons. No other pop culture property has done as much to shape the vocabulary and the language overall of multiple generations as Matt Groening’s late 20th-century creation. I go back and rewatch seasons 3-8 or so quite often, and it’s never less than absolutely mind-blowing to witness the run of quality that The Simpsons managed back then. You look at the episode listing of something like season 4 or 5 and it genuinely boggles the mind. So when you stumble on a Twitter prompt like this:
What is your favorite single line from the Simpsons? Not a visual gag, not a dialogue exchange, not a long monologue about the style at the time. What is your favorite *sentence*?
— Nemik’s Manufesto (@ManuclearBomb) December 7, 2022
This is mine from “Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie” delivered by Not Bill Oakley pic.twitter.com/mALaTxpUxp
You know you’re in for a good time. The sheer volume of possible responses is almost paralyzing, although for me, this answer spoke deeply, as I’ve found myself saying this line in response to almost everything I didn’t fully understand at first over the last year or so:
There are better/smarter/funnier lines, but this just, for some reason lives in my head. pic.twitter.com/pouAS1FnQU
— O.W.E.N. (@OwenBrazas) December 7, 2022
Below are a number of highlights, and I really just had to force myself to stop by the end, because you can otherwise just keep going, and going, and going:
"Maybe Lisa’s right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers"." pic.twitter.com/y8OCFfYhr9
— today is a good day to talk about reparations (@annelson28) December 8, 2022
— Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg) December 8, 2022
i post this one all the time but pic.twitter.com/rtmXb9EL9p
— 红色娘å军🌹 (@detachment_red) December 7, 2022
She'll get in the hammock with ya! pic.twitter.com/t29ePiYDGk
— Pá´‡á´€á´„ÊœÊ Kᴇᴇɴ! (@duckandcover) December 7, 2022
— Mary Annaïse Heglar (@MaryHeglar) December 9, 2022
“oh neddy, it was terrifying! i thought i was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise!” pic.twitter.com/JDrcThHzdR
— onan the barbarian (ðŸ‚) (@afivegantenna) December 7, 2022
Will never forget the way this line absolutely floored me the first time I heard it. Funny on a level that a ten-year old me could almost not comprehend. pic.twitter.com/2Bp3HJF0hk
— Matt Jordan (@ItsMattJordan) December 7, 2022
— PoorQuentyn (@PoorQuentyn) December 7, 2022
— Jasmine('s emotions hurts) (@Ranting_Trans) December 8, 2022
Probably overused at this point but… pic.twitter.com/kjIHQuwAmU
— Neal (@Jayfan34) December 7, 2022
— Jon "not a parody" Hilburg (@jhilburg) December 7, 2022
any time I leave anything — work, social gathering, etc. — this line comes to mind and half the time I say it out loud pic.twitter.com/NkaMOt0hrh
— Rim Jiggleman (@rimjiggleman) December 7, 2022
— Robin LeBlanc, from work (@TheThirstyWench) December 7, 2022
Choosing one is difficult, but this ranks pretty high: pic.twitter.com/unRlTvopJ7
— ari (citation needed) (@AriJordan_) December 7, 2022
i'll be thinking about this all day but the first one that came to mind: "Want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you HoJu" pic.twitter.com/0hVtIw8mIr
— Brandon Lee, but undead (@bleeinternets) December 7, 2022
— nemanja (@nemanjaYVR) December 7, 2022
— The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink (@Frustrated_Fan) December 7, 2022
— Prork (@Prork) December 7, 2022
oh also: pic.twitter.com/68oCwSuS8M
— nemanja (@nemanjaYVR) December 7, 2022
— Walt (@GoodbyetoaShoe) December 7, 2022
I absolutely love this one, because it seems innocuous at first glance and only gets funnier the more you think about it. Tells you so much about how Mr Burns sees the world, too pic.twitter.com/8YGjiVJXQq
— Keith Christmas 🀠(@KeithChristma10) December 7, 2022
Another writers room all-timer pic.twitter.com/3dmtx3oDHG
— Postcapitalist Moneyball (@chap42chap) December 7, 2022
I work at a used bookstore so every time I pass Robert Frost I think of this. pic.twitter.com/iM7aSESUzE
— Margaret "Molly" RasberryðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆ (@RasberryRazz) December 7, 2022
— Steamed Sams (@datwizzerd) December 7, 2022
— Rover Suede (@RoverSuede) December 7, 2022
— Aidan Fitzmaurice (@FancyVegasPro) December 7, 2022
— Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants (@PantsNormalGuy) December 7, 2022
Burns' retort is one for the ages pic.twitter.com/cbWHazMoI4
— Sam Eifling (@SamEifling) December 7, 2022
I know it's low-hanging fruit, but the delivery makes me laugh out loud EVERY SINGLE TIME. pic.twitter.com/dCP9qEnsz8
— Ted Geoghegan (@tedgeoghegan) December 7, 2022
They say he carved it himself, from a BIGGER spoon! pic.twitter.com/eKIUh4eo4m
— OnyxPieces (@OnyxPieces) December 7, 2022
— Asher: Aaron Judge Appreciator (Deadly Serious)🀠(@Low_rax) December 7, 2022
— Slavoj DryjaÄk (@UncleRamrod) December 7, 2022
So many possibilities, but this one is definitely on my personal short list. pic.twitter.com/CTWx72srla
— Q.B. Fox, Esq. (@qckbrnfx) December 7, 2022
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste! pic.twitter.com/Z8jxnsxOIa
— shenanigoats (@Shenanigoats) December 7, 2022
— Roy-Z ðŸŒ¨ï¸ (@yeahiroy) December 7, 2022
"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?" pic.twitter.com/uAi48IBySk
— Department of Waterless (@andPowerless) December 8, 2022
One I find as funny now as I did when I was a kid: pic.twitter.com/MQWCHx2dnn
— Susan Theobald (@sortalazysusan) December 7, 2022
— RickRuss (@russ99a) December 7, 2022
— Taylor (@turtledovejones) December 7, 2022
I've said this pretty much every time I've seen a cow in the last 20 years. pic.twitter.com/MjOnZQMDy8
— Dan M âš’ 🚲 (@SirArthurIndeed) December 7, 2022