By Petr Navovy | Social Media | July 18, 2023 |
By Petr Navovy | Social Media | July 18, 2023 |
I’d like to say that over here at Pajiba we are fans of food, but considering some of the culinary crimes that have been committed here over the years, I’m not sure that’s entirely accurate. We probably need a different term for it. Not ‘fans’. Maybe something like ‘explorers’ or ‘envelope pushers’. Whatever the best term for it might be, there’s no shortage of passionate backstage discussions that happen on the Pajiba Slack on the topic of food. As someone who has a pretty basic palate and is relatively food ignorant (I’m not proud of it or anything, it’s just the way things are at the moment), some of these discussions leave me bemused, often befuddled—all the American madness that’s so often involved probably doesn’t help!—but I don’t think any of them have come quite close to the parade of horrors unleashed on Twitter the other day when Twitter users started pondering the most messed up combinations of food that they secretly enjoy. I’d say that what follows here are some highlights, but, again, I think we’d need a more accurate term. Regardless, enter at your own peril:
what's the weirdest food combination you secretly enjoy? 🍌🍕 pic.twitter.com/EomVHdt5cK
— fucked up foods (@fuckedupfoods) June 27, 2023
Oreos and ketchup
— Nightmare Bonnie (🏳️⚧️) (@freddyshadow6) June 27, 2023
I put mustard on pepperoni pizza sometimes 😁
— DonutSandwich (@Donutsandwich1) June 27, 2023
Peanut butter, jelly, and jalapeño burgers are great.
— Donut Operator 🍩 (@DonutOperator) June 27, 2023
Oreo pizza
— Amber (@amberfoxyy) June 27, 2023
Cantaloupe and blue cheese dressing!!
— Jennyjenny (@JenniferPelti16) June 27, 2023
peanut butter and pickles on toast but that’s not really weird.. pic.twitter.com/K990IMg3DC
— narhwal 💦💦💦💦💦 (@narhwal5) June 27, 2023
Garden fresh tomatoes on toast with peanut butter pic.twitter.com/PuqM8D4shc
— narhwal 💦💦💦💦💦 (@narhwal5) June 27, 2023
I also like stuffing those little ham and cheese pockets with cheetos because high fructose corn syrup made me do it pic.twitter.com/HAglkdboDz
— narhwal 💦💦💦💦💦 (@narhwal5) June 27, 2023
Stuffing with cheese whiz melted in a pan with some milk in it. Heart attack on plate.
— Ð (@DForDogedetta) June 27, 2023
M&ms and salami
— 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕪 🌹 𝔹𝕝oo𝕞 (@StacyInBl00m) June 27, 2023
Cucumber wrapped in Bologna 🤷🏻♂️
— Sam Harris (@Harrissd_) June 27, 2023
Putting Hot cheetos inside of a peanut butter sandwich. I Absolutely love it 🔥
— Tooeasyx (@Tooeasyx) June 27, 2023
Bacon, banana and peanut butter. Bananas have to be really ripe. Delish!
— Lady Kerensa (@Kerensa_74) June 27, 2023
Crustless pizza. Take a paper plate, lay down a layer of pepperoni, cover with shredded Mozzarella, microwave until the cheese is melted. Eat one pepperoni at a time… without the paper plate, obviously. Tastes better with just a touch of salt on the pepperoni. Super fast, most…
— Terry Greene (@TerryGGreene) June 28, 2023
In high school we used to take cafeteria fries and sandwich them between two freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. Friggin’ good!
— 🇨🇦 Big Bad Brian & His Big Brown Beaver 🦫 (@simiaeborealis) June 28, 2023
Whale and horsemeat. Delicious. Fermented Greenland shark, not so much. pic.twitter.com/QQTYn1bgLR
— Joe (@JoeAlderman11) June 27, 2023
Red velvet pancakes and hot Nashville chicken
— Azhdaya🎩💩 (@Azhdaya369) June 27, 2023
Cinnamon on chicken stew
— Iris Ryder❤️- Free Onlyfans😘 (@iris_ryder) June 27, 2023
Chicken nuggets n maple syrup 😌
— Maddi ☠️🔞 (@pixiedevi1) June 27, 2023
Peanut butter and jelly bacon waffle taco.
— Duane O’Keefe (@SpikeOK2022) June 27, 2023
I invented it when I was drunk years back and it’s amazing.
-one large round waffle
-peanut butter on one half of the waffle and jelly on the other half…Concord grape of course.
-lay five to ten strips of thick cut bacon on one side…
jalapeño and ice cream pic.twitter.com/Zk1Ij7Ictg
— Beesechurger_73 (@Beesechurger_73) June 27, 2023
Beans and macaroni pic.twitter.com/F0JdD9TjKA
— Daddy Rabbit (@GeneKaninchen) June 27, 2023
i do not like sour beers. but i accidentally ordered one (advertised as a saison) and found out that when consumed while eating salt & vinegar potato chips…it's pretty good.
— A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti🍝 (@spagritty) June 27, 2023
yummy🥹 pic.twitter.com/RQm2kqEowc
— F R E Dᵈʳᵃʷ (@Fredtrvn) June 27, 2023
Cheetos and vanilla ice cream
— Son of None (@Tybird99) June 27, 2023
nutella pizza. and i dont secretly enjoy it, i could go in an italian server and show this to everyone. pic.twitter.com/sWzc1rOqRU
— i love nutella on pizza (@nutelapizalover) June 27, 2023
I make pesto quesadillas. Is that weird? Everyone tells me it’s weird but it’s so good. Also parmesan cheese on toast
— Idiot (@OnyxOblivion00) June 27, 2023
Mac N' Cheeseburger pic.twitter.com/hnI3eCSKB3
— Joshua P. Morgan (@LofiJoshua) June 27, 2023
this reminds me of this picture one of my friends sent pic.twitter.com/aoIpRBNj8H
— Folfykore (@Folfy_Kore) June 27, 2023
Pickles on cheesecake pic.twitter.com/j3bOhcRFh3
— beast mode veteran (@justbecarefulok) June 27, 2023