Twitter Users Ponder the Dumbest Tweets They've Ever Seen

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | November 14, 2022 |

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | November 14, 2022 |

There’s something quite deliriously addictive about the vibe on Twitter right now, ever since Elon Musk took over, smearing his very particular brand of idiocy over it in the process. Not the Racism Unleashed flex of it all, obviously—no, more the feeling that you’re watching one man’s capitalistic hubris get torpedoed and his bullsh*t mythical aura of ‘genius’ get punctured in real-time. His diehard weirdo loser fanbase will probably still twist themselves into knots to frame the colossal levels of stupidity we’re seeing as 4D level tactical chess moves beyond our simple understanding, but for everyone else, it’s pretty instructive, and in some ways useful in helping to puncture that capitalist meritocracy nonsense.
It’s also just really funny.

this really is like the titanic going down but instead of violinists somberly playing farewell everyone is scooping up chunks of iceberg from the deck & launching them at the captain

— BORG (@borgposting) November 11, 2022

Who knows how long the sinking ship will even stay afloat with that moron at the helm. While it’s here, and in honour of their imbecile captain, Twitter users have been celebrating some of the dumbest moments from the social network platform’s history. It’s been a treat. A dreadful, cringe worthy treat:

Enough talk about the good times on this website, let’s talk about the dumbest moments on this website. I’ll start: that time people thought there were two drils and the second one was much less funny

— AK Lingus (@aklingus) November 11, 2022

Nothing could ever top this though. pic.twitter.com/RhA3q6rrLa

— Nuggets Nation (@Nuggets_Nation) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/UrNt59nBKL

— Stibs (@St1bs) November 12, 2022

correction, it was pearl harbor which is just as if not more funny pic.twitter.com/Q9RHYH4CYI

— tom mckay (@thetomzone) November 12, 2022

God. I posted a funny story about something my husband did when we were dating and it sparked a two day fight about whether he was stalking me, regardless of me saying he was not.

— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) November 12, 2022

Haven’t seen anyone post this. I’m so sorry pic.twitter.com/8ktvc94rKZ

— Sean (@flyingwalruss) November 12, 2022

absolutely shocked that I haven't seen this yet pic.twitter.com/m5O1souNB2

— kkyehh (@kkyehh) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/ju0pm18UDJ

— Clementine Danger (@clemmy_danger) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/kRndHFE0rJ

— Eric Turkey (@UweBollocks) November 12, 2022

This guy went on for weeks. https://t.co/4VvLGWY2ga

— Toad (@NormalPolarity) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/H0TNycegaM

— Clementine Danger (@clemmy_danger) November 12, 2022

another great moment pic.twitter.com/iPQbMSKooi

— pistachio disguisey (@YungCrichton) November 11, 2022

The man who thought the curvature of a tampon string was "suggestive" (in an ad about a program to provide free menstrual products), then doubled down for hours but refused to explain why he thought it was suggestive pic.twitter.com/O4RJSaqLZJ

— StonefishHugger (@mnxmoosi) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/BMXFeYVZ3v

— Sir Ken Stonger KC (@Ken_Stonger) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/vm8iugrLDP

— pseudopodside pete (@PodsidePete) November 13, 2022

https://t.co/X2xjSv0iJL

— 💭 (@samthielman) November 13, 2022

Remember when npr tweeted out the Declaration of Independence and R’s everywhere accused them of going woke on the 4th of july? pic.twitter.com/yCwaFe9Ock

— DJ Davis (@Real_DJD_JD) November 12, 2022

im actually at capacity rn sorry pic.twitter.com/PT7MXqHBxU

— Dacca ♿⚕🦓 (@cyster05) November 12, 2022

still remember reading this for the first time and having a visceral reaction https://t.co/SHTpGAy3ko

— cat ☆ (@pinkishcat_) November 12, 2022

https://t.co/j4bFTJf2kc

— Greg Jonsson (@Jonssonville) November 12, 2022

Without question pic.twitter.com/wuUl9toulx

— Tommy Okktane (@TommyOkktane) November 12, 2022

Naomi waxing lyrical about peaceful Belfast in the 70s pic.twitter.com/SI7U1OBte5

— Hot Shots: Part Deux (parody) (@_Cailin_Corcra_) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/hfmXfMPvho

— Clementine Danger (@clemmy_danger) November 12, 2022

For me it can only be Bean Dad

— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) November 12, 2022

obvious: pretending to be a horny widowed grandma and planning your grand exit by being a lesbian in England

— 43 year old complaining about morning people (@rachelmillman) November 12, 2022

when they verified a clearly fake Cormac McCarthy account

— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) November 11, 2022

Gotta be this all-timer pic.twitter.com/4v4eZ4rtm4

— Boutros (@ThrottleMerlin) November 13, 2022

pic.twitter.com/KWgjGOTtOb

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) November 12, 2022

How have I not seen this yet pic.twitter.com/SH0EjG9EcZ

— Alex Goldman (@AGoldmund) November 12, 2022

Lord, how could I forget this one… pic.twitter.com/JbINP7xFZb

— Zappit (@Zapdraws) November 12, 2022

The history of the convicted felon Jacob "hipster coffee shop" Wohl. https://t.co/83JgVDE6qC pic.twitter.com/3UsKVWTSX1

— Kala 🦕 (@kalasaurus) November 12, 2022

A bit topical but pic.twitter.com/gpkUfeHxPd

— fullmetal (@jenbrained) November 12, 2022

Classic https://t.co/lYU0Q1Gfns

— Ela Maxima, Thicc Cryptid (@Elamimaxima) November 12, 2022

When every GOP politician had to pose with a can of Goya beans because people were dragging the CEO for loving Donnie

— Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 (@Balzac_Asimov) November 12, 2022

The time Dean Browning came out as a “black gay guy” pic.twitter.com/tRVCb1k7GX

— RetroBeard (@SynthNscifi) November 11, 2022

to me the most astonishing thing about this tweet is how the chinese revolution ended in 1949 with a communist victory and apparently her family held on to a capitalist monopoly on eggs until the cultural revolution which didn't start until 1966!
she should be elated about that

— comrade social distancing (@Diegotrip1) November 12, 2022

this one pic.twitter.com/lD5bRBSmdX

— Amuly (she/he) (@Amuly21) November 12, 2022

“Cooking is privilege” vs “eating in restaurants is privilege”

— Mary Jones (@tlachtga) November 11, 2022

pic.twitter.com/BTbaYpuhNI

— JBN RN (@JNelsonRN) November 12, 2022

"Muslims didn't get any additional hate after 9/11, and Americans were very normal about the whole thing" pic.twitter.com/BvUTVBbjUz

— Eating Fritos at the End of Time (@Fool_Me_Again) November 12, 2022

If I lived so much of my online life with a flatulence-based nickname, I might think twice about calling myself "evil musk"

— 2 Supply Chainz (@theArto) November 12, 2022

I try hard not to sustain psychic damage from this stuff but I went through the replies and didn’t immediately see this Putin poem pic.twitter.com/kadQDP8oo5

— Mike Duquette (@Sir__Duque) November 11, 2022

Did everyone tell her no next weekend also isn’t ok

— Nicole For You (@the_nikki_g) November 12, 2022

The king 👑 pic.twitter.com/w0E7LmXtfi

— Andrew Schwerin (v. serious, NOT parody) (@andrewschwerin) November 12, 2022

Two words: lubed legs. pic.twitter.com/YAVj8bZkO3

— Sean Moore (@smeghead4269) November 12, 2022

Imagine. pic.twitter.com/5f2FLP6R5z

— Keith Thornhill (@keiththornhill) November 12, 2022

Still will never be topped. Ever. pic.twitter.com/vMezCFk6qL

— THEE (((Swaggy T🇺🇸🌈)))❤️‍🔥 (@Pokes86) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/NV4aXB2CRl

— Malvin (@Malcojones) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/6pNRZK2K7i

— 2 Supply Chainz (@theArto) November 12, 2022

I DON'T WASH MY LEGS I JUST LET THE SOAP RUN DOWN

— Brian Schmid (@SchmanthonyP) November 11, 2022

an early contender, from the real account before verification pic.twitter.com/KOmqWbGSYm

— Sphen (@stevetjenks) November 12, 2022

pic.twitter.com/IhytU6W6jB

— Bob Cook (@notgoingpro) November 11, 2022

this guy has sadly deleted all of his tweets pic.twitter.com/ORWnGPRcDQ

— mustard water (@i_need_eggs) November 12, 2022

We've officially reached the clip show episode of the Twitter series finale

— postboy in the endtimes (@Kyle_The_Guyle) November 12, 2022

The fact that I’ve heard of most of these is making me reevaluate how I’m spending my one and only life on earth.

— Lifelong Geno Smith Stan (@august_oster) November 12, 2022

The undisputed champion and one i’ll never tire of posting

pic.twitter.com/jbSnm3fZbC

— Raeanna Martorano (@RaeMartorano) November 12, 2022