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Today in 'God Dammit, White People' News, We Bring You 'Coat Switching'

By Courtney Enlow | Social Media | October 27, 2016 |

By Courtney Enlow | Social Media | October 27, 2016 |

I don’t even know what to tell you. Just…take it away, Toronto Star.

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Oh my.

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Oh no.

Oh white people. Oh why, white people? Oh why?

OK, so CODE SWITCHING is when a person alternates in and out of speech types, patterns, language, etc. based on their audience or company. Coat switching is, well…

How do you avoid this silliness? It’s pretty easy.

But don’t worry, Toronto Star. You got out-white-peopled pretty quickly, courtesy of Rep. Steven Smith.

Nope, not a single bit of that is a thing that is a thing.

Good night. Don’t forget to switch your coats back next weekend.