Say what you want about Zac Efron’s acting abilities — and he has actually displayed occasional comedic talent (in next month’s Neighbors, he plays the villain, and he is brilliant) — but the man knows how to not wear a shirt better than anyone. I mean, good lord people. If I looked like that, I wouldn’t own a shirt. I would probably just stay at home and admire myself in the mirror. I am not a vain man, but if I looked like Zac Efron, I would be.
He is a handsome man, and by that, I mean, he’s built like a brickhouse made of pecs and abdominal muscles. When I see Zac Efron shirtless, I immediately understand how many women feel when they look at fashion magazines, but instead of feeling inadequate, I simply f**king give up. What’s the point?