Your Morning Jollies: Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry

I barely know who Selena Gomez is, except from what I’ve seen of her in Harmony Korinne’s Spring Breakers (which, admittedly, is a lot). I’m assuming that she’s no threat to Jennifer Lawrence or Mila Kunis in the girl crush department anytime soon (and her performance in Breakers — which can be best summed up as “mouth-gaping obliviousness” — is certainly not going to make her a threat in the talent department), but, she was on Letterman last night, and she landed a Justin Bieber diss that certainly warrants some adoration. Letterman was certainly impressed.