You Don't Have to Understand Hockey to Understand the Unholy B*tch Face Someone Flashed at Elisha Cuthbert
Twitter pal extraordaire Chadd Maia alerted us to the Vine below, in which “Reimer’s wife just gave Phaneuf’s girlfriend” Elisha Cuthbert a cold-ass bitch face. Maia was kind enough to attempt to explain the reason for the bitch face (“Phaneuf went for a hit in the Bos end, guy still got pass off to teammate and Bos scored on Reimer on the rush”), but I don’t speak Canadian. But apparently, that woman’s husband is the goalie of the Leafs, and Cuthbert’s fiancee tried to make a big hit in overtime instead of going for the safe play. The Bruins took advantage, and scored the sudden death OT winner, so it was all Cuthbert’s boyfriends fault for TAKING SOME INITIATIVE.
All I know is that Cuthbert returned and eye roll that could’ve dismissed a platoon from space.
I think we all just need to SIMMER DOWN NOW. Let’s remember the better times, like Cuthbert cuddling with puppies.
IMPORTANT UPDATE VIA MATT UFFORD: Those two gals still love each other, but apparently, they hate an unruly fan.
This is why I should never try to translate Canadian facial expressions.
(Source: SB Nation)