This election has brought out some weird stuff. Be it the deification of Megyn Kelly or the revised-history adorability of George W. Bush. All it takes is a cute picture and that Michelle Obama touch and anyone can be beloved.
Even Bush himself gets it. At least, as portrayed by Will Ferrell on last night’s @Midnight.
“That picture is so cute I almost forgot I invaded Iraq over WMDs that weren’t there. I destabilized an entire region, but no one seems to care anymore. Thanks to the bozo Trump here, folks have forgotten about how I tanked the economy or how I didn’t get bin Laden. Heck, even Kanye West said I hated hurricanes. But, all forgotten now.”
Ferrell-Dub called Trump “a dangerous man” and threatened some Texas justice (it involves eggs and truck-dragging).
And as for election rigging? “The only thing rigged is that stuffed chupacabra on his head.”
And he goes out on a strong, important message: “Don’t let that sack of rotten sweet potatoes anywhere near the White House.”