If you’re anything like me, you’re wondering how the person in that header picture up there could possibly be the same person as this one, here:

Blame Direct TV, and their marketing department. I’ve actually cracked up at some of their “Don’t be a…” ads, but this one just makes me want to cry.

You can see a hint of the Rob we know and lust after, as you realize no one’s immune from couch potato disease. Fuck Direct TV and cable; I’m going to do some jumping jacks.

Here’s a second (despite the title) less creepy Lowe ad:

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)