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Watch Kids Go Into Rage Spirals After Their Parents Tell Them They Ate All Their Halloween Candy

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | November 4, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | November 4, 2014 |

This YouTube Challenge was such a big hit last year for Jimmy Kimmel that he trotted it out again, and you know who loves this more than anyone? Parents. Because we’re all masochists with incredibly spoiled children who take secret pleasures in their suffering.

Here’s how that scene would go in my house: Kid would lose his shit. I would laugh, at first, because I’m an asshole, but then I’d probably get mad because my kid valued Halloween candy way too much, and then I’d probably feel justified in having taken away the candy in the first place. (See, for example, the mom around the 2:20 mark).

On the other hand, I want to bring home the kid that said, “We’ll get some more next time, don’t worry.” However, the girl at the end, who said, “F*ck you, motherf*cker”? I don’t care how funny that is, the candy is going in the garbage disposal.

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