A long-time reader of the site, Ali, knows exactly what makes the world tick. If we could somehow harness the energy of Sam Rockwell’s dancing, we could free ourselves from the Middle East. If we could combine the dancing energy of Sam Rockwell and Paul Rudd, we could eliminate the need for fossil fuels across the globe.
It’s been scientifically proven, in fact, that nothing brings more joy than Sam Rockwell liberating himself from the constraints of normal walking patterns. The man can dance. See for yourself, in all its two minutes and 42 seconds of glory.